Captain Richard?

"Don't be afraid, I'm friendly."

Richard's Imposter, You Don't Need to Know Who I Am

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

What a familiar face—a perfectly crafted mask, with flesh and senses, yet unable to live a completely normal life. But that’s okay; my time has come. We seek thrills in the morning and hunt at night—just like animals
---Angela

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

They were having sex, and I threw up.

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

Ron and the Guardians should stop playing cops and robbers.

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

Ron and the Guardians should stop playing cops and robbers.

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

@ihatemyjod @Tremblingwwl You two are practically about to kiss right there at work, for crying out loud!

[Guardian. @Ronblueworker]

[ Found you. ]

[ GUARDIAN EVENT. Some old little friend of yours came to take your place for a while, hope this hurts. ]

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

Uhhhh ok

[Po @Oliver_soapboi]

Yesss

[Po @Oliver_soapboi]

Yesss

[vee @baanshiis]

how it feels to tweet

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

@JumpedThePit /wow hiiii

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

Yeah, I'm just a really lonely bitch—Finn's bitch(Just kidding.)

Does hearing me say that make you happy?

[Po @Oliver_soapboi]

@shadowtubb7a8v Loner ass bitch

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

@Oliver_soapboi What the heck? I just don't like other people.

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

I'm about to go on a date with Richard.

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

Okay, I have to admit, I like myself.

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

@Oliver_soapboi I'm Richard, and I have no problem going on a date with myself.

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

Okay, I have to admit, I like myself.

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

💔

[RON @ihatemyjod]

Commit suicide immediately

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

Are you kidding me?

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

@Ronblueworker

[RON @ihatemyjod]

Commit suicide immediately

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

I’ve realized that I’m the serial killer you’ve been searching for all this time but couldn’t find. What should I do now?

[Captain Richard? @shadowtubb7a8v]

@Ronblueworker I'm guessing it's the latter.

[Guardian. @Ronblueworker]

Who needs a pregnant coworker anyways.