dire the wolf

G.U.N greatest and most handsome weapon!

(oc parody/RP) pfp art by @wishfulego

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

I'm going to be nobodies soldier

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

I don't wanna choose between being a salesman or a soldier

[𝙆𝙄𝙏 .ᐟ.ᐟ @KIBBLEKITTYHERO]

“ I know a lot of people missed these applications until it was too late , and I hear you ! So . . ”

“ For the eighth and final batch , I've decided to open new applications for just 24 hours ! ”

“ Apply within that time for a chance to make it in ! ”

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

Cant have enough dire in your life

[Sonic the Hedgehog! (PARODY) @FastestEv3r]

THATS STUPID

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

Hi steven

[🍉Steven Universe🍉 @SpitHealz]

I really like Ten Shadows.

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

@SpitHealz @BFlashMerchant Hey.

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

You say that like youre not always exhausted babe

[Jeweled Scepter @P0werOfTheStars]

That sounds exhausting.

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

Lets make our own game

[Jeweled Scepter @P0werOfTheStars]

Nothing? Again? Figured.

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

@KIT_Game0verse @Mecha_s0nic Dont be stupid. Im just being friendly.

I barely know most of them. Sides you obviously.

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

@KIT_Game0verse Great tweet

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

@KIT_Game0verse I getcha

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

We have to finish this mission fast.

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

If i had a nickel everytime hes been jealous of me.

Id have two.

[KIT BODEGA @KIT_Game0verse]

He’s jealous

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

@HilloftheFallen @OurWaningMoon

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

GET WELL SOON

[KIT BODEGA @KIT_Game0verse]

// sorry for the slow posting, I’m super sick 💔

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

Seems simple enough. . .

But how come we're the only ones here?

I dont mind having some alone time with you but wheres the rest of fargang?

Couldnt game tonight?

[KIT BODEGA @KIT_Game0verse]

Plan is to just look for the villian!

We have to get to them first before they find the hero so we can prepare them for what’s to come.

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

Lets post something together

[KIT BODEGA @KIT_Game0verse]

// idk what to post

[KIT BODEGA @KIT_Game0verse]

Great it doesn’t seem like they noticed us yet!

Now we just gotta find the villian and guide them into defeating the hero.

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

You know when you said "lets go out" i wasnt expecting sitting on a rooftop in a steal brainrot planet hiding from two genocidal children.

So whats the plan anyways? We just look for the guy who looks like the most edgy oc ever and help them steal a crazy kit kat bar?

[KIT BODEGA @KIT_Game0verse]

Great it doesn’t seem like they noticed us yet!

Now we just gotta find the villian and guide them into defeating the hero.

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

Tha- thanks???

I think

[Sonic The Hedgehog (Parody) @1991OneWayDream]

I'd rather let you figure it out than give you a direct answer. Do with what sort of hint I gave ya.

It's fun to watch this slowburn.

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

I got limited but anyways.

Thats crazy. Why would kit be envious of that?

[Sonic The Hedgehog (Parody) @1991OneWayDream]

Envious towards the image?

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

Youre kiddimg right.

[KIT BODEGA @KIT_Game0verse]

Am I anyone’s crush?