Fonzie Bear

aka Arfur Fozzarelli
aka "The Fozz"
Screaming into the abyss because we're all insignificant and doomed.

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Remember when Grammar Nazis were the worst Nazis on Twitter?

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@PeteHegseth "You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain" Exodus 20:7

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@DineshDSouza You seem like a happy person.

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@Savsays @ashishtyagi108 You should read what He said sometime.

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@Savsays That's awesome! As someone who doesn't shit all over himself when exposed to different cultures, I may have to check this out.

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@StephenM They were born here, though. No one chooses their parents. For example, you can't help that you're the offspring of an Ogre and a giant eraser.

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@RealJamesWoods James I think you should just be done with politics, it hasn't been a good legacy move for you.

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@markligondfw @yagottawanna1 @junior_miller @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @CincoDeMino @SamGannon87 @SportsSturm @corbydavidson @TravisM1310 @MattBermingham Hey Mark, you're a moron and a pussy for being scared of a wittle shot.

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@zmann09 @yagottawanna1 @junior_miller @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @CincoDeMino @SamGannon87 @SportsSturm @corbydavidson @TravisM1310 @MattBermingham Imagine being this angry about free entertainment that you're not forced to consume.

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@yagottawanna1 @junior_miller @gordonkeith @GeorgeDunham @CincoDeMino @SamGannon87 @SportsSturm @corbydavidson @TravisM1310 @MattBermingham You're posting a Clay Travis tweet unironically and calling scoreboard. Continue to allow your political views to shade the truth.

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@tedcruz Ban gerrymandering then. You won't because you did the same thing in Texas.

How do you live with yourself being such a disingenuous ass?

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@alx @votetimscott Now you're just lying.

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@votetimscott Bro are you just now getting it?
And why would you "pray it's fake" before taking two seconds to verify it for yourself?

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@MattWalshBlog I mean now you're just making shit up

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@WestonRileyNV @catturd2 @M3mph1sB @realDonaldTrump He won't sue and these dorks will pretend they never cared if he did in the first place.

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@catturd2 Why does the President watch so much TV?

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@ClayTravis Clay that's a lot different from deporting people and you know it.

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@RonDeSantis Why do you guys watch so much TV

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@Pro__Trading @FlHeart @joelpollak Cry some more, pedo protector

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@joelpollak LOL the evidence showed no such thing, liar.

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@DonHuffines Booga booga "Woke DEI" is coming for my kids.

My man, I'd be more worried about ICE if they see that ridiculous spray tan.