➖Petty Crocker➖

frequent 2 AM milk chugger

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

┏┓ this ain't
┃┃╱╲ a crackhouse
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╱╱╭╮╲╲ It's a
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Crack home💓💓
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[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@ashleejonelle Wait I want it did you find ittt

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[$oraida @itsoraida]

a joint a day keep da doctors away

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@daveydababy Jesus has nipple rings & likes to show them off

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@daveydababy He'd be in one of those cages getting dollars put in his g string

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@IGetzSome @allie_zimmer @SouthwestAir ANY other number for reimbursement / bookings besides the IFLYSWA number ? If I dial and it hangs up one more time I'm suing @SouthwestAir for emotional damage

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@allie_zimmer @SouthwestAir Also; is this # manned 24 hours? I'm tryna call at night for ideally less wait time/hang up issues and to save my sanity

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

give me a 30mg aderall and i will take over Southwest Airlines. give me 4 hours I’ll fix it.

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@SouthwestAir after making a stupid video apologizing but not correcting any issues

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@ResolveMyIssue @SouthwestAir Watching them tell everyone "DM us!! We're here to help" whilst my 20 DMs are going unread and unanswered is just the cherry on top of the "fuck you" cake they are serving us

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

If @SouthwestAir doesn't reply to me in an hour I'm driving to corporate to toilet paper the building

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@SouthwestAir @maninhisprime ASHLEY HELLO I've been DMing and calling for three days and still haven't reached anyone.

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@SouthwestAir @CFBcampustour BELLA HELLO MY DMS ARENT BEING ANSWERED YOURE GONNA LOSE A CUSTOMER WHO FLYS YOUR AIRLINE 5+ TIMES A YEAR AND GET SUED

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@SouthwestAir for 24 hours I've tried getting ahold of customer service about cancelled flight. stranding me for FIVE DAYS

Hung up on, no answer phone/Twitter, no chat online

Is someone gonna help me or do I need to go to airport & yell at an innocent gate agent to get answers

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@SouthwestAir @APaluka Racquel how about answering my DM hmmmmm????????

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

The CEO of @SouthwestAir directing his call center employees on how to handle this

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

me to @SouthwestAir

[➖Petty Crocker➖ @shadyporter]

@SouthwestAir when they see it's me on the phone line again