Carissa Johnson

Wife. Mother of Dogs. Student of Historic Preservation and Museum Studies at Johns Hopkins University.

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@JHMuseumStudies I wish I could make it! I am deathly afraid of Baltimore so I am not even walking in graduation but it was lovely being in class with you all and congrats !!!

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@DatelineNBC making a tv show is hard, I don’t know how to do it, but can we brainstorm ways to minimize interviewees repeating the exact words of the question asked? Otherwise, love you!

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@JeremyClarkson oh my gosh, thank you for Pepper! Big ole softy!

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

I don’t laugh out loud physically like I do watching this show.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Do please watch Clarkson’s Farm 2 this weekend on Amazon. People seem to be loving it. And the soundtrack is amazing.

[Mark Kaboly @MarkKaboly]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Prime rib is awful.

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

Rude! I am the weirdo that enjoys #brutalist architecture! @JHMuseumStudies What do you think? A new survey named the J. Edgar Hoover Building in Washington, D.C. the ugliest building in the U.S. and one of the ugliest in the world. https://t.co/r5cRWn3vZg

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@MaureenUmehFox5 Oh my gosh! Glad you are on the mend! Thank you for responding, you are awesome!

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@MaureenUmehFox5 are you ok?

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@RamonFoster I wore an Apple Watch on one wrist and a Fitbit on the other for like 3 days because I couldn’t decide which one I liked better 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@ThePoniExpress @ChrisMuellerPGH @DonChed54 I have given Chipotle 4 chances, it always makes me sick. We are over!

[Ramon Foster @RamonFoster]

Can never depend on Flacco! SMH

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

STARTING THE NEW YEAR OFF RIGHT

@UnibetUS | #HereWeGo

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@ConorOrr Avenir light 10 or 12 😎

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

Preach

[Kay Adams @heykayadams]

Mike Tomlin is the man and we’re under-reacting to the @steelers run…

@UpAndAdamsShow @CoachTomlin

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@ShelbyCassesse I keep a small treadmill in my living room during football season to walk out the anxiety 😂

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@Teddy_20 I really really hope so!! It's possible!

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@CharlieBatch16 That was an excellent prediction bro!

[NFL @NFL]

FINAL: The @steelers pull off another Christmas Miracle on the 50th anniversary of the Immaculate Reception! #LVvsPIT #HereWeGo

[Pittsburgh Dad @Pittsburgh_Dad]

3-2-1 Merry Christmas!

[Carissa Johnson @shadysidehisp]

@brianbatescomic I can’t tell if this is serious or another classic Bates joke