shae

Taking the rat taxi

[sam henri gold @samhenrigold]

“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

It's really funny how the NFL has a helmet that reduces concussion chance by 50% but makes you look 50% more gay and most NFL players are like yeah give me the 50% less gay one

[shae @shaecode]

My anti anxiety meds and prednisone are in a full blown MMA fight on the white house lawn

[shae @shaecode]

@kookendipity I don’t think this many people even know my number

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

it's cool when you meet a woman who has normal-seeming social adeptness and then you talk to her for more than 30 minutes and realise she has weapons-grade-auťism

[Terrill Tailfeathers @Terrilltf]

Please protect all the trans people in your lives in Canada right now.

[Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1]

Just out of curiosity, how many drag queens and trans people are in the Epstein files 👀💅🏻

[priyanka @thequeenpri]

WWE is my Drag Race and
Drag Race is my WWE

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

they should let the guy who hosts The Traitors host whatever he wants because he fucking rules

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

listen I don't have time for whatever the fuck this means

[shae @shaecode]

@Datkidsayers @pmforagoodtime *them/they have killed every lip sync & proven themselves as a fierce performer and competitor. Placement aside, my point was that they deserve respect as much as any other cast member. Fans have chosen PM as an easy target because they’re different.

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Something is wrong like in general

[shae @shaecode]

@pmforagoodtime 5 minutes??? It’s 15 babe.

[shae @shaecode]

@itsvangoth Obsessed with you & your hyperextended thumbs

[shae @shaecode]

@itsvangoth my inner monologue has had a lisp for a week

[shae @shaecode]

ashamed of the person i become around a pair of tweezers

[horse @horseimage]

legendary airbnb find

[shae @shaecode]

Chappell looks like trixie’s labubu

[el ✴︎˚｡⋆🍈 @thesubwaymp3]

the funniest shit i've seen in my entire life

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Pharmacy app: Do you want to pick up your medication on Tuesday at noon?

Me: Sure sounds great.

The pharmacy when I show up on Tuesday at noon:

[shae @shaecode]

Mom’s an ally