divebarbie

please be nice to me or i will cry paypal: shaelynnstotser venmo: shae-stotser

[kou ݁ᛪ༙ @slashedhalo]

How it feels remembering i let my ex touch me

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[divebarbie @shaelynnstotser]

@yoongienthusias me in six months

[allen bon iverson @retired_juggalo]

midwest sober (only get black out drunk 2-3 times per week)

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[divebarbie @shaelynnstotser]

@Softnessa_ reminds me when i explained what a soda gun was to germans at my bar, and one goes “you americans! always so obsessed with guns! everything is a gun!”

[Kyle Keegan @realKyleKeegan]

I wonder if it bothers Trump that he is the only President in history who never won an election against a man.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

So what happened here?

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

[Skrillex @Skrillex]

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

[scary ass iu @iushads]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play .

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Four days of the sun setting at 4:30pm and I am already fighting the urge to accept alcoholism’s warm embrace

[izzy | NICK SUZUKI SELKE @suzukfield]

hockey: game coverage starts at 8:30 but the puck will drop whenever we feel like it

baseball: game starts at 7:37 exactly and if the first pitch is thrown a second after that both teams will explode

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Shohei threw for 300 yards and 3 TDs. While having 2 sacks, a forced fumble, and a pick 6.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Baseball is not about having fun and being happy. Every game of baseball should be as painful and agonizing as that game. You should have to suffer and take days off of your life.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the plot of jaws: