Shaedyn Krause

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

I live for the tiny but special moments in life, like when the waiter brings my food. Or when Netflix is already open on my laptop.

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

@LaurenSaylolo for real. This needs to change.

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

Words of wisdom from an 11 year old: "you just gotta get your mind out of the racist corner"

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

"Other kids are doing drugs and we are putting sunscreen in our eyes!" -Kaylee

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

@anniescott__ I understand! 👌

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

"I use big words a lot sometimes". "Nevermind" @LaurenSaylolo

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

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[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

Shout out to my future husband. I hope you do well on your finals. Think about our future house, the kids (my Audi)... Love you😘

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

*First woman in space*.
"Houston, we have a problem."
What’s the problem?
"Never mind."
What’s wrong?
"Nothing."
Please tell us.
“I'm fine."

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

Whenever I laugh at jokes on the internet I don't even laugh, I just blow more air out of my nose than usual.

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

Welcome to Colorado where you can go to the mou-ins with a frien an drink some wader. iddis whad iddis (it is what it is)

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can't even finish the joke because they're laughing so hard are my favorite people.

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

@anniescott__
I took a risk coming to Texas... You better not have Ebola. Especially since I'm sitting right next to you

[Shaedyn Krause @shaerae11]

@GraceHarper_ @anniescott__
Hiccups are actually a symptom of Ebola...