Zach Shafer

#FALS #Illini

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@Leuel48Fan This has to be rage bait.

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

Best part about this. How ridiculous.

[Eric Mika @erc95]

@kings_muse Guy couldn’t hang up the phone himself? Haha

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@bobby07_23 Bro he heard me THINKING about it. 🤣

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

If a tree falls, 🎶, in the forest, Adam Silver can DEF hear it. #NBADraft #Ears #wow

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@BriceMarich No.

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@CoachDustyMay

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

Dusty May. Definitely not an every day guy. Good lord. I almost feel bad for Michigan.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Michigan coach Dusty May is finalizing a deal to take the Dallas Mavericks head coaching job, sources tell @PeteThamel, @ShamsCharania and @AdamSchefter.

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

I give two shits about most of this post, but I’m down for a RFK JR and Hunter cage match! #merica

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@realpvarma Remote. 100% of the time.

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@jtid808 THE THRILL OF VICTORY.

-catch fence apparel.

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@Nick_Hoffman2 Brother I gave up even watching it streamed. Fans have too much other shit going on.

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

Sheeesh. 🤣

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

👀👀

[The Champaign Room @Champaign_Room]

🏀 @TheAthletic ranked Illinois Number 1 in their Top 25 Post the NBA Draft Deadline 🔥👀

Are the #Illini worthy of this ranking???

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@jacqbrush River is the best! 😎

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@kittomega @TaraBull

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@alanthefisher

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@FirstOblomov @Elifbenad

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

Let’s goooooooooo!!

[The Champaign Room @Champaign_Room]

The news just broke. #illini

[Zach Shafer @shaferz]

@Champaign_Room @ktausk13 @IMAbrose Texas Tech. I want to see DGL face the Illini.

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

“he finally gets comfortable in bed”

make him remember he forgot to pee.