Nick Shaffer

[Brock Duarte @brockduart]

@JAJensenPhD @Johnubacon @CSalvi24 You can source 18 National Championships from this little triangle here in North Central West Virginia

[pepper brooks @pepperyball]

fuck it poptart singing higher by creed

[Annam (uh-numb) ☻��� @AnnamLaughs]

all I can see are the points being racked up right now

[tom @tshmke]

this is what i imagine toads listen to when they’re chillin at the swamp

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

What NFL coaches would be doing if they weren’t NFL coaches…

(@Morning_Blitz)

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

RALLY SQUIRREL!!!

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

President: RFK
Vice President: Lori Lightfoot
Sec Defense: Marianne Williamson (energy is a weapon)
National Security Adviser: Caitlyn Jenner
Chairman of the Fed: Sam Bankman Fried

[Avid Halaby @AvidHalaby]

The stuff uncovered in the Twitter whistleblower report is much crazier than anything in the "Twitter files" but it's much less politically/tribally salient so it got no attention. Going to do a thread on some of the craziest things, in no particular order.

[john flowers @jflow41]

2nd order of business after bringing back black uniforms is to actually build and maintain relationships with our alumni ..especially Pat fuggin McAfee

[litquidity @litcapital]

The Queen is dead, the Prime Minister seat is vacant, and the Pound is weak

NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE US TO TAKE THE REIGNS AND SEIZE THE KINGDOM

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

What happens if Jim Cramer recommends the Inverse Jim Cramer ETF?

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Jeffrey Dahmer having the same dad as Brennan and Dale got me all messed up.

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks

They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume

Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed

Here’s examples of just how good they were

[*** @_lindsx333]

@shaff_4

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It was just announced…

Slamball is officially coming BACK

[Nick Shaffer @shaff_4]

@nick_gibbs_ @lostinhist0ry This video looks less realistic than the moon landing he’s a phony. Is the next step somehow mudding all the seams without using paper??

[Sal’s NBL @nznbl]

.@jarrod_west is rapidly ascending up the MVP rankings and last night you saw why 😳

35 PTS | 5 REB | 10 AST | 12-20 FG | 6-13 3PT 🍿

#SalsNBL #LetsGo @skysportnz @GiantsNZNBL

[Haden Miller @HadenMillerWV]

New battle between Harrison and Marion County to add to the list.

Tony’s vs Dairy Cream Corner
Oliverio’s vs Muriale’s
Tomaro’s vs Country Club
Vito’s vs Colasessano's

And NOW...

[HaterMuse @HaterMuse]

MJ fans swear this how they used to play defense in his era

[Joe Severino @jj_severino]

I asked him after the meeting if he could explain his reasoning to me. he said, “No.”