Chris Shaffer

your favorite or least favorite depressed alcoholic

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[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

“You got hoes?” Actually I have depression

[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

I’m glad all my friends are blue collar. I couldn’t imagine hearing them bitch about the office

[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

@Austinellis53 @dillonwoodard5 I’ll grab the torch to cauterize

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

When it don’t add up, subtract yourself

[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

@Hoodville_ Too quick with it

[Barstool Spartans @BarstoolMSU]

Will Smith 🤝 Juwan Howard

[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

@Austinellis53 Can’t have premarital sex if you never get married

[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

“And with the first pick in the WW3 draft, the U.S. military selects “

[Barstool Spartans @BarstoolMSU]

Harbaugh Leavin’

[J. J’NAE @jalynjnae]

after Christmas I’m saving like crazy, i got shit to do

[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

I want a Spotify wrapped but it’s for my bank account and I can see what my favorite thing to spend money on

[Barstool Spartans @BarstoolMSU]

Kenneth Walker III

[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

Ol lady came home and I was half in the bag watching football. Just wanted to give her a sneak peek into the future

[estG @itsmyshow_]

Lmao “slang one of them salmon my way big fella”

[PFF College @PFF_College]

The only player with 1,000+ yards AFTER contact this season

Kenneth Walker III, @MSU_Football

[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

If anyone needs me I’ll be crying

[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

I am too sober for MSU to be playing like shit

[Chris Shaffer @Shaffer60]

A 6 pack of Busch lattes, my dog, and some Sunday football. Life’s good.

[Barstool Spartans @BarstoolMSU]

24 HOURS.

FUCK MICHIGAN.