Dom

see you space cowboy

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

Reporter: "No F-bombs please."

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

Reporter: "I'm gonna ask you one more question so please keep it clean, okay?"

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

[Bryce @mlbeuphoria]

If I had a dollar for every time a Detroit sports team suffered a horrific collapse after admiring Donald Trump, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it is weird that it happened twice

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

Okay what’s going on. I refuse to believe EA of all people has decided to learn from their mistakes

[Chris @citehchris]

why is smoking the only addictions jobs give you breaks to do? i should get 15
minutes every hour to cook up some parlays

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

How NFL GM’s think Shedeur Sanders is going to pull up to team practices

[Cole Adams @coleadamss]

The Nets are so unserious for playing the Timmy from South Park sound after Drew Timme scored 😂

[Yennifer 🇭🇳 @queenyennifer_]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[IngramAlerts @IngramAlerts]

“Jokic you just made NBA History”

Jokic:

[Loky @lokymann]

How do men grow up with single moms & don’t have respect for women

[ThorDKidd @ThorDKidd]

U can pull a b!tch with a boyfriend before u can pull a single girl and what’s crazy is im not even lying

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

bitches be like “i got options” & it’s just a bunch of broke mfs tryna fuck her

[adam @adoomie03]

Nice high beams bro do you wanna see an unregistered firearm

[ilych the Dialectical Polar Bear @dialectical_p]

If a white dude says “fair enough” it means he thinks you’re a fucking retard but he knows that if he continues to push back you’ll drag out the conversation til God knows when and escalate. Same when a guy says to a woman who gave her opinion about politics: “that makes sense.”

[vinyl dj @music_vaping]

the only time i miss my wife is when i swing and she ducks

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

“ON ALL Y’ALL MOTHERF*CKAS”

- Cade Cunningham 😭😭

[Mikey Reid @themikeyreid]

This is cool to see but also reveals just how much of inflation is really just price gouging that nobody tries to hold corporations accountable for