Vanessa Shaffer

UCSC 22ish' she/her

[eva @yerbamaldita]

there are levels of melting pot racial harmony going on in modesto california that would kill a white midwest boomer

[Vanessa Shaffer @shaffer__]

This is my absolute favorite reel of all time I cannot get enough of this video

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Parents didn’t hold back 😭😭😭😭

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Causal understanding of water displacement by a crow
https://t.co/H4s8SO2NeV

[Vanessa Shaffer @shaffer__]

@LuisValLe_A perooooo como se llama esta cancion

[Vanessa Shaffer @shaffer__]

#gagged on the puss

[Vanessa Shaffer @shaffer__]

im taylor swift at the vma's

[Vanessa Shaffer @shaffer__]

2AM by sza should be 9 minutes long

[aphrodite @alyvivianna]

me if the last vape on earth was in that sub

[Vanessa Shaffer @shaffer__]

@TheSloBenz43 @Bornakang lmao how can you hate on this

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

the gayest thing about me is not the fact that i have sex with women but the fact that i willingly drink whiskey

[Aids @mit_aidan]

Double texting? Bitch i am in your garage

[Vanessa Shaffer @shaffer__]

@unsaddening im sobbing

[Vanessa Shaffer @shaffer__]

as an alcoholic lesbian, im a cowboy

[Vanessa Shaffer @shaffer__]

@malika998 see you at blue tonight

[Vanessa Shaffer @shaffer__]

@ayeejuju nah i wont stand for zebra cake or nutty bar slander