The Shaft

Yousef 'penisman10' Zaboub
7th Dan Black Belt in Unemployment
British/Algerian

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#JUSTICEFORTHESCHLONG the good ending

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@Cryophantasm_ the only hate post thats valid was the im freddy fazbear one cause that was really fucking funny

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@Cryophantasm_ from what i've listened of them i thought they sucked. like imagine dragons with distortion but i don't care enough to actively hate on them💀

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also before i sleep anyone that like follows me in general i have a twitter where i just post random shit. @el_shaft02 if you wanna follow it

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Congratulations to that slippery bastard Geoff Keighley for enduring my onslaught throughout the show tonight. Next year's another matter, however.......

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glad he's doing well

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THE FLUTE GUYS BACK

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Shigeru Miyamoto HALO drops into the Game Awards, announces F-Zero and Captain Falcon genuinely atomizes everyone on stage

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Megaman NEEDS to hit the Metal Man on Geoff Keighley. i BEG he doesn't miss this opportunity

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Is Geoff cracking Miss Piggy? Is this why the muppets are here consistently?

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ace combat 8 first mission is you dogfight geoff keighley

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when is video bojangle gonna walk on stage and make tf out with geoff

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The Bell tolls for you, Mr. Keighley. Every minute is a privilege.

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POV: You are Geoff Keighley in the wings while the 007 presentation is happening

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"And now for something COMPLETELY unexpected" and the lights go out, come back on and he's trapped in The Chamber

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yk im not saying Mr Keighley has shooters hiding in his dressing room, stalking his car and surrounding the stage but what i AM saying is he should really think of an exit strategy

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COMMISSIONER KEIGHLEY THERES A MAN AT YOUR DOOR. HE HAS A BOMB

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everytime they cut back to him i'm trimming a quarter inch of his hairline

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I'm travelling 40,000 years into the future to decommission the Geoff-droid that runs The Game Awards

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me when I hop on stage to try and assassinate Geoff Keighley but Kojima teams up with him and they're fr on some Ornstein and Smough shit

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i'm 4 asahi and a double vodka deep I genuinely thought Geoff teleported. He's growing stronger