Not Steve Hansen

I'm gonna pick a team, got 15 positions on my mind. I'm, I'm, I'm watching, looking for some players, this is All Black's rugby. (Parody a/c)

[Sir Graham Henry @SirGrahamHenry]

RIP Pinetree. The original good, keen man. #nzrugby #colinmeads #allblacks

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

.@QuadeCooper cheers mate. #NZLvAUS

[Fake Michael Chieka @EffingChieka]

Getting the hatchet out for the half time speech

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

@EffingChieka Mate, keep it down, we can hear you from over here.

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

Team talk at half time - don't let Aaron Smith make plays, his head has clearly exploded. #AllBlacks #NZLvAUS

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

I think you all just have to accept Dan Carter is permanently broken now days. #AllBlacks

[Sir Graham Henry @SirGrahamHenry]

And you thought we were guilty of choking in play-off matches... #WorldCup #BRAvsGER #AllBlacks #FIFAWorldCup

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

Good to see that the #AllBlacks of football starting off strong. #WorldCup #Brazil2014

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

That Victor Vito guy, not half bad for a bloke I forgot about. #AllBlacks #NZLvENG

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

There may be some nose scratching soon. Mainly because they won't show the swearing. #NZLvENG #AllBlacks

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

Anyone know what hotel England are staying at? The florist says I need to provide an address other than Eden Park for the dozen dead roses.

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

@JohnJCampbell I'll agree to go, but only if we call it a talent scouting mission and I get to steal all their best playrs. #ABsToSamoa

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

@lia_canes @CampbellLiveNZ @AllBlacks It was a self-selecting poll. If we listened to those, Rueben Thorne would have never of been captain.

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

@louise_burden Suspect you need to revisit your reading comprehension classes. It says I'm a parody, quite clearly.

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

@louise_burden May I direct you to solve this riddle yourself by actually reading my profile... it's what the profiles are there for.

[Sir Graham Henry @SirGrahamHenry]

Where's the Welsh tally @StephenJones9? RT @paulbruere: I made a Grammys medal table. Third! Pretty good! http://t.co/avASnwn6I4

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

In retrospect, achieving the perfect year in 2013 probably means that I've created a rod for my own back this year. #AllBlacks #Rugby

[Matthew Somerfield @SomersF1]

Don't like the @FIA decision to offer double Championship points for the last race? Let me know & sign this petition. http://t.co/T3zUNVxKQj

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

Coach of the Year. More like Coach of the FUCK YEAH!
#AllBlacks #Rugby

[Not Steve Hansen @ShagsHansen]

That'll do #AllBlacks. That'll do. #IREvNZ #IREvNZL