Rushbh Shah

Keep Calm And Keep Following(-;

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@sanjaybjumaani sir...Target 252....Shana on the rocks....And Blue colour in the Victory Books....Coz Blackcaps ain't shedding off that black soon 😎

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@sanjaybjumaani the only thing that benefits india apart from its players like Ro and pandya in the final is the jersey colour....you can't don a black on a Sunday...tough match indeed but India takes it I guess
#iccchampionstrophy2025

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@Manikmahajan59 Sirji ..pls don't stop predicting the moves.... we'll do whatever best we can for your sirji

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@Manikmahajan59 Bro you just keep going.....The precision of the prediction would meet its goal soon.... atleast you got an additional follower i.e me👍

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Said before, saying it again. DD is the new 🔥

Hats off to .@RheemaParashar for exposing the Soros & CONgress links so openly on National TV. Not many have guts to do so. Well done.

[B Padmanaban ([email protected]) @padhucfp]

The 12-step Script that an Indian Software Engineer, who arrives in the USA, mostly follows - Forwarded as Received. 🙏🙏🙏

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟭
As a student, work hard to fulfil three goals
(A) Pay off the Student Loan
(B) Get a job anywhere in USA
(C) Get H1-B approved
(This one is the most important goal).

Simultaneously make elaborate plans to return back to India within 5 years
✈️

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟮 -
H1-B approved...
Enjoy the influx of Green Currency. Buy a Toyota Camry or Honda Civic or Nissan Altima.
Also, buy a property somewhere in India

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟯
Invite Parents from India on Visitor Visas.

Take them on the
Char Dhaam Yatra-
Niagara Falls
Statue of Liberty
Charging Bull in the Wall Street
White House

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟰
Go to India, finalize a Girl, and get married in 3 weeks - Of course it's the arranged marriage way !!
Come Back to the USA with your newly married Spouse

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟱
During weekends and lunchtime with other Indian friends, endlessly discuss 3 topics
(A) When are you going to get your Green Card, and what is your priority date currently?

(B) How Modi is transforming India

(C) Cricket
Buy another property in India

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟲 - Buy a Home in the U.S Have 2 kids. Spend the next 15 years dropping them off to various Classes, attending Birthday parties, and visiting Home Depot for various Home projects. Invite in-laws from both sides (him/her) every six months to help in house and for kids.
🏠

Step 7 - Green card waiting is over. You got it.

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 8
By the time, you are in 40s, you have saved enough Funds. The plan for returning back to India has not worked out. Now find new ways to spend money.
Buy a Tesla or BMW or Mercedes 🚀 Also your India properties aren't lucrative anymore as INR has further depreciated against USD so enroll into a difficult struggle of selling off the properties in India, paying a hefty Capital Gains Tax in India and remitting the funds back to the United States

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 9
Now comes the time for a midlife crisis. Another shiny new Car, bigger Home, Green Card, and a High-paying job doesn't add anymore substance to your life. Now do something exotic to add flavor to your existence. A Marathon Race, intermittent fasting
(or) maybe opening a new start-up. Possibly show off buying a big house or big car to friends to get recognition of their success.

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 10
In your 50s and 60s, after your kids have graduated from Stanford or MIT or Princeton, discuss how your life would have been Very different, had you returned to India 5 years after coming to the USA.

Charitable donations come to mind mostly to save taxes.

Step 11
With Children going away and enough time in hand, cram each year with trips to Europe, visiting Pyramids in Egypt, enjoying Turkish Delights, and visit Italy.
Start rediscovering India and share with friends back in the USA how India has improved a lot in the recent Decades. Get surprised with different ways the children ended up in life.

Step 12
When Functional Mobility decreases - ponder over the big Question - whether to
Go back to India (or)
stay in an Old Age Home or Assisted - living in USA

Indian H1B Visa-holder's life in the USA in 12 Steps (mostly)
🙂

😊

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

"Sirf karm karo...aur fal ki iccha bilkul naa karo."

My company takes this quote very seriously. #Yearlyappraisals

@omfwt

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

Again @HDFCBank_Cares has levied annual renewal fees of one 2500 on my credit card
With ref no: 17800192201216999564430)
This was a promised life time credit card to me
I am simply fed up with HDFC credit cards unprofessional approach towards its customers #deactivate

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@HDFCBank_Cares Also pls note that in the scheme of lifetime free, the whole appln was hndld by the salesperson himself and it was communicatd that the card has no condition attached like min spends or so. This under that preset I feel the wrong done with me..Pls help me reverse the charges levd

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@HDFCBank_Cares Your credit card salesperson sold me a credit card claiming it to be lifetime free w/o any T&C n nw when annual charges worth 2.9k are levied he that person isn't taking any responsibility to reverse it...I think HDFC lost all its credibility towards its customers

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@HDFCBank_Cares Thank you Manoj...Have shared the relevant details

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

What's the difference between #Csk team and Condom?
The former drops catches and the latter catches drops.😂😂
#IPL2022 #CSKvsMi #Ipltrolls
#IPL #IPL20222 #ipllive #ipl2022updates

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

Hi @reliancejio why your internet connection has an issue at almost all the corporate offices of various companies?...Your network even doesn't require a jammer...it's goes of once we step in the office..Pls manage your net while we manage our efficiency 😂

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@bobcreditcard @bankofbaroda Have messaged you

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

HI @bankofbaroda @bobcreditcard my exclusive ICAI member credit card application is rejected without any reason. I have ensured due submission of documents as well as proper e-verification. Also some documents asked on mail are also shared. No one to respond on helpline. Pls help

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@sanjaybjumaani sir...These gentlemen deserve to win atleast once...@BLACKCAPS you won't get a better consultant than sir...sinceYou have everything maybe switching to a brighter share will do wonders..
Rest @sanjaybjumaani sir is ultimate supremo here🙌🙌

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@BLACKCAPS Pls Pls Pls opt for a light colour jersey for the #T20WorldCup ...as black colour has always been a hurdle for success...Even @sanjaybjumaani sir wouldn't deny this fact...A lighter colour and the Cup is yours as this year definitely belongs to you for sure!!

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@BLACKCAPS Pls Pls Pls opt for a light colour jersey for the #T20WorldCup ...as black colour has always been a hurdle for success...Even @sanjaybjumaani sir wouldn't deny this fact...A lighter colour and the Cup is yours as this year definitely belongs to you for sure!!

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@IncomeTaxIndia @FinMinIndia We hv been hearing several instances of I.T return being filed physically with the Resp AOs for Previous FY like 19-20 and 18-19 and they are getting duly acknowledged by putting a stamp dated 31st May 2021 thus creating a lot of chaos. Pls advice.

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

@Swamy39 sir can you please advice whom to approach for the financial support...as all are busy in marketed donations
@mansukhmandviya Sir please help our Jain Sadharmik bhai to get cured atleast at a reasonable cost..
@simandharjinbh1 @arhamaaradhak please help our Sadharmik

[Rushbh Shah @shah170996]

One of my colleague aged 26 is fighting a big battle with the disease of Brain Haemorrhage
Pls help Vicky Shah Raise Funds To Undergo Brain Surgery @KiritSomaiya
@tatatrusts @anandmahindra @PY_Sessions @Ratnaworld @ril_foundation @SonuSood @MulundMumbai
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