Malik Shoaib Afzal

Petroleum Geophysicist/Seismic Engineer at Senshe, past Geophysicist at BGP (Pakistan) International currently acquiring seismic data.

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

2026WC VAR

[Vikrant Gupta @vikrantgupta73]

While Imran Khan rots in Pakistani jail, Indian legend Kapil Dev gets emotional: Imran Ke Haalat Ko Dekh Kar Dukh Hota hai. No way for Pakistan to treat their former Prime Minister.

Watch this. Full podcast drops Sunday 7pm on @sports_tak
@therealkapildev @ImranKhanPTI
#ImranKhan

[Police Montréal @SPVM]

C’est avec une profonde tristesse que nous confirmons le décès tragique de l’agent Benredouane dans l’exercice de ses fonctions en protégeant la population. Le drame est survenu aujourd’hui lors d’une intervention dans le secteur de CDN.

Détails ➡️ https://t.co/G972ZKywtG

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

FULL MANIFESTO BY SHOOTER IN TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT:

"Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:
Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids"

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: President Trump and First Lady are rushed out of the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

It is unclear what led up to the evacuation, but attendees of the event were seen on video feed ducking and covering around their tables.

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

🚨🚨SHOTS FIRED UPDATE: ACCORDING TO FOX NEWS JOHN ROBERTS, TRUMP DOES NOT WANT THE DINNER CANCELED AND THEY ARE TRYING TO ORGANIZE TO GET THE GUESTS AND THE PRESIDENT BACK IN. IT IS NOW BEING REPORTED THE DINNER WILL NOT BE CANCELED, BUT THE PRESIDENT MAY NOT ATTEND. DEVELOPING.

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social @TrumpDailyPosts]

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗗𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄 - 𝟬𝟵:𝟭𝟳 𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝟬𝟰.𝟬𝟮𝟱.𝟮𝟲

Quite an evening in D.C. Secret Service and Law Enforcement did a fantastic job. They acted quickly and bravely. The shooter has been apprehended, and I have recommended that we “LET THE SHOW GO ON” but, will entirely be guided by Law Enforcement. They will make a decision shortly. Regardless of that decision, the evening will be much different than planned, and we’ll just, plain, have to do it again. President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Truth Social Posts On X @TrumpTruthOnX]

Thank you to Pakistan and its Great Prime Minister and Field Marshall, two fantastic people!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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[Caitlin Doornbos @CaitlinDoornbos]

President Trump now says he may come to Islamabad if there is a peace deal to be signed.

“I might go,” he told reporters at the White House. “Pakistan has been great. They’ve been so good.”

[Fox News @FoxNews]

JUST IN: President Trump said he could travel to Islamabad to seal a deal, praising Pakistan’s leadership and signaling he “might go” if an agreement is signed there:

“The field marshal has been great. The Prime Minister has been really great in Pakistan so I might go.”

@pdoocy

[Department of State @StateDept]

PRESS SEC on U.S.-Iran negotiations: The Pakistanis have been incredible mediators and we really appreciate their friendship and efforts to bring this deal to a close. 

The President feels it's important to continue to streamline this communication through the Pakistanis.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 TRUMP PRESS SEC. KAROLINE LEAVITT PRAISES PAKISTAN!

"I just want to make one point that's important to the President. The Pakistanis have been incredible mediators throughout this process and we really appreciate their friendship and their efforts to bring this deal to a close!"

"So they are the only mediator in this negotiation while there have been many countries around the world who want to offer their help."

"The President feels it's important to continue to streamline this communication through the Pakistanis and so that's what continues to take place."

[BBC World Service @bbcworldservice]

This hospital at the centre of a child HIV outbreak in Pakistan is caught reusing syringes in a BBC investigation.

📺 Watch the full documentary on our YouTube channel: https://t.co/5yUuOtrmZx

[Caitlin Doornbos @CaitlinDoornbos]

Additional US-Iran peace talks “could be happening over next two days” in Pakistan’s capital, President Trump told me today.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

US and Iranian negotiating teams set to return to Islamabad, Pakistan, later this week according to Reuters report.

[Caitlin Doornbos @CaitlinDoornbos]

@RabiaZahra14 I have fallen in love with Pakistan!

[Malik Shoaib Afzal @shaibi20]

Hum tent wallah or tm Dalle..

[Aditya Raj Kaul @AdityaRajKaul]

Pakistan’s dream of Islamabad Accord on US-Iran fails. Terror state Pakistan invested massively in Global PR campaign to be seen as a Peace Mediator. Pakistan was nothing more than a facilitator in desi language like a Tent Wallah arranging food stalls, tents and water to guests.

[Caitlin Doornbos @CaitlinDoornbos]

Vice President JD Vance addresses the American press from Islamabad, Pakistan, following hours of peace talks with the Iranians. https://t.co/fQ7oRq6a6h

[Malik Shoaib Afzal @shaibi20]

🙈.. BC

[ANI @ANI]

Himachal Pradesh | A suspicious aeroplane-shaped balloon, with text reading 'Pakistan International Airlines', was seen in the fields of Baloh village in Jhanduta subdivision of Bilaspur district this morning.

A local, Rajkumar, told that people working in the fields saw this balloon in the morning. He immediately informed the Talai police station about it. On receiving the information, a police team reached the spot, recovered the balloon and took it into their possession.

(Source: Bilaspur Police)

[Malik Shoaib Afzal @shaibi20]

Khawaja sb tweet delete karr gaye🤔?..

[Ahmad Noorani @Ahmad_Noorani]

آج خواجہ آصف کو پاکستان میں اور پاکستان آرمی میں اسرائیل کی طاقت کا بخوبی اندازہ ہو گیا ہو گا۔ ن لیگی ٹرولز ابھی بے وقوف ہی بنے رہیں گے۔ فوج کے ٹاؤٹ صحافی رات کو یہ جواز پیش کریں گے چونکہ پاکستان مزاکرات “کروا” رہا ہے اس لیے غیر جانبداری کے تاثر کیلیے ٹویٹ ڈیلیٹ کرنا ضروری تھاجبکہ اسرائیل مزاکرات کا حصہ ہی نہیں۔

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