Shai-ana Bess

so much panic, very little disco

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

she’s a 10 but she says “hell yeah brother” in a hulk hogan voice

[Shai-ana Bess @shaigirl98]

My favorite sitcom trope is when two best friends date the same person for like a month and neither of them realize it

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

“No use crying over spilt milk” ok well I don’t cry to be useful I cry to express my heart and make myself the center of attention

[Shai-ana Bess @shaigirl98]

Just watched #FatRascal on Netflix and now I wanna be @stavvybaby ‘s certified pre-owned wife

[Shai-ana Bess @shaigirl98]

@msmaysunshine Yessssss

[Shai-ana Bess @shaigirl98]

@kooolcattt Dannng

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

don’t invite me nowhere w/ complicated parking bc i’ll just go home

[Lousy Librarian @LousyLibrarian]

"I need to make a copy."
"Do you mean print something?"
"No, I mean make a copy."
"So you have a paper you need to make a duplicate of?"
"No, I need to get it on paper now."
"So you need to print something."
"Fine, yes, I guess."
"Okay."
"And then I need to make a copy of it."

[Shai-ana Bess @shaigirl98]

I literally don’t care if you’re Beyoncé… if you’re singing… in the middle of a parking garage.. I might catch a charge. Like keep testing me fr

[Shai-ana Bess @shaigirl98]

@doomfelter He’s real kooky but I do get good info from him. I like his emails a little more than his webinars

[Shai-ana Bess @shaigirl98]

Old people after asking someone with zero criminal history if they’re “stayin’ out of trouble”

[Shai-ana Bess @shaigirl98]

Feminism is being a little gay for your girl friends

[Shai-ana Bess @shaigirl98]

Read books. Some of y’all have never seen the world through someone else’s eyes and it SHOWS breh

[maia @mxmtoon]

call my depressive episode a “momentary lapse of swag”

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

seeing people excited about their passions even if im not interested in them

[Shai-ana Bess @shaigirl98]

Me when I show up to work on time like everyone else

[Stacked Librarian @StckedLibrarian]

Library math is 510.

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m just some weird woman’s weird daughter