Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh

Time's 2006 Person Of The Year

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

Excited about getting your hands on a Tesla Cybertruck? Hopefully you don’t have any buyer’s remorse, because Tesla is going to force you to keep it for at least a year and could sue for up to $50,000 if you try to sell it before then.

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

Q). How to spot a millennial?
Ans). By the length of their socks.

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

Oreo enthusiasts suspect a conspiracy as they allege a reduction in cookie filling, especially in "Double Stuf" Oreos. Despite vehement denial from Oreo-maker Modelez, fans warn of potential skimpflation. Stay vigilant, fellow cookie lovers! #OreoConspiracy #CookieAlert

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New Year's Resolution for 2024: Master the art of contributing to the Canada Pension Plan while keeping a straight face. It's a skill, trust me! 😐 #CPPChallenge #tax

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[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

"And those who strive for Us - We will surely guide them to Our ways. And indeed, Allah is with the doers of good."
Surah Al-Ankabut (29:69)

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

US$20 billion is the value of sunken treasure buried with a 315-year-old Spanish shipwreck. Columbia’s president is doubling down on efforts to retrieve it from the Caribbean Sea.

https://t.co/GbGcy601uo.

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

$669,650 is how much Canada's federal government paid consulting firm @KPMG for its advice on cutting consulting costs, part of Treasury Secretary @AnitaAnandMP broader cost-cutting effort.

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@Kahlua and @absolutvodka have teamed up to release a new fragrance that smells just like that iconic cocktail, the espresso martini. For the steep price of $144, you too can have the privilege of smelling like a university student with a serious coffee-drinking problem.

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

Ontario is following B.C. and P.E.I. in rolling out a new law that would force employers to provide salary ranges for all job postings. That’s a win for pay transparency, but it’ll also help you guilt your highest-earning coworker into covering the bill at happy hour.

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

Cardiologist and Prof. Eva Lonn who is employed by
@McMasterU and @Novartis has published an apology that is unconvincing and does not come close to excusing or repairing harm caused by her many years of racist, Islamophobic, transphobic and ableist trolling on this app.

[Blake @FrostedBlakes34]

Just finished killers of the flower moon

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

New study finds a strong connection between happiness & food satisfaction. Puerto Ricans, Norwegians, & Greeks lead the way in well-being due to their diet contentment.
We’ll be thinking about that the next time we’re about to inhale a granola bar for “breakfast” between meetings

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

What's a situation you find it hard to muster sympathy for? For me, it's people who don't use turn signals while driving. Can you relate, or do you have your own 'sympathy-less' scenario? Share your thoughts.

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

In Canada, MPP Sarah Jama, an advocate for Palestinians, expelled from caucus for Gaza remarks. Calls for ceasefire, faces censure.

https://t.co/fMo2feCX1M.

[Colin D'Mello | Global News @ColinDMello]

BREAKING: Hamilton Centre MPP Sarah Jama has been censured by the Ontario Legislative Assembly.

Here was the moment.

#Onpoli

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🇵🇸 Elon Musk should provide StarLink to Gaza.

[Syrian Girl @Partisangirl]

@RealKingInamo @MarioNawfal Because israel is keeping 5000 Palestinian men women and children hostage.

[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

House Speaker race is on! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ They dropped Jordan like a hot potato, and now it's a Republican speed-dating game. Who will charm their way to the top job? #SpeakerScramble

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Principal asks student to take down flag in class. Students respond by turning their profiles into a flag parade! 🚩Who knew profile pictures could be so rebellious? #StudentRevolt #RebelWithACause #ProfilePic @NicoleatCBC

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[Zeeshan Riaz Shaikh @shaikhzees]

@WilliamMeara Hi William. When's your next tour in 2019. How can i get more details on that, plus the iterenary.

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A message from #Canada, to all #Americans who are jealous about the recent #marijuana legalization.

Sorry.