shailfish

I’m only here to complain

[shailfish @shailfish]

Welcome to Jacksonville all these lanes are about to merge into one lmao

[shailfish @shailfish]

@OfficialVyStar Home Alone!

[shailfish @shailfish]

@iamlazyrivers I’m sorry that happened to you boo

[shailfish @shailfish]

We really need to normalize being accepting of someone declining an invite to something.

[shailfish @shailfish]

Imagine changing your online dating profile description to mention that you won’t date vaccinated people 😬😬

[shailfish @shailfish]

@iamlazyrivers 😍

[shailfish @shailfish]

@GymTimeJim 😂😂😂

[Dr. Sucio 🖤🔪 @_blvckson_]

this. this is what we need more of. fuck the dumb shit.

[shailfish @shailfish]

Reached the point in my life where there is no longer an option to hold it when I need to go to the bathroom

[SWARM @houseofSWARM]

i think it’s about time for some new music what do u think 👀

[shailfish @shailfish]

If Panera is in your top 5 you are vanilla as a person.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

youth pastor: you know who else was considered a daft punk

[shailfish @shailfish]

@ImTooFast_ Mr. Freeze

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Twitter, you figured out our cryptic message.

If this gets 21K retweets, we'll make it happen.

RT to Make Teal Primary, #DUUUVAL

[Liv :P @liv_username]

oh the gap on my resume? i can totally explain. i was hanging out

[shailfish @shailfish]

Every new business name in Jacksonville be like:
904 BOLD CITY JAX JAGS DUVAL LLC

[SWARM @houseofSWARM]

i have been discouraged lately. my brain tells me that i need to quit. i’m out of my league. everything i have accomplished is a fluke; i got lucky.

well brain, fuck you. i am here to stay and the best is yet to come.

you are worth more than your brain says that you are 🖤

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶

[shailfish @shailfish]

@_crosbutt @ImTooFast_ Revealing calendar coming soon!

[TAE @taeflakes_]

Feels great being able to do this again😤

📷: @shailfish

[shailfish @shailfish]

If you’ve got a black Ford with black rims you are a cop