シャイ(shai) 💖🧋

exactly where i need to be and enjoying every step of the way ♡▪︎ she/they ▪︎ banner by @PumpkinSpike

[シャイ(shai) 💖🧋 @shainnyan]

I NEED YOU GUYS TO UNDERSTAND THATS MY FANFIC DRAWN BY MY FAVORITE KLEMA ARTIST IM SO HAPPY AAAAAAA

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

You can’t even fathom the pronouns we’re going to invent. You can’t even pronounce them. We’re going to have a ŵï/ሂድ on the Supreme Court before the year is out.

[Gay4Pay @SoyyMilk2]

On the way to pick up my new pronouns while marrying my non-binary male presenting thusband who identifies as a feeling while Ms. Rachel sings over the t blocker hors d'oeuvres

[raneem ⵣ @beyzuIa]

non-binary first born: “mom why is my name blexas al-mamdayed 2026”

me:

[VIA ♡ྀི fan @hottiefairy]

texas is blue so ‘bigger in texas’ streamings are now

[RontoGuy 🇵🇸🇺🇳🌄 @heL3FThegel]

10 YEARS AGO… A GORILLA WAS SHOT DEAD. A DEATH THAT CHANGED THE WORLD.

10 YEARS LATER… A MAN LIES DEAD. SHOT. A DEATH THAT CHANGED THE WORLD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.

AS ABOVE, SO BELOW. EQUIVALENT EXCHANGE. THE FIRST LAW OF ALCHEMY.

[voh @vohvohh]

the timeline has never been this funny

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Youre laughing. The Wendy's Baconator is about to replaced with the Halal Chicken Shawarma Burger and you're laughing?

[︎༒ @bhuksy]

IDC IF YOU CELIBATE OR ABSTINENT

GRAB THE NEAREST PERSON AVAILABLE AND DO YOUR WORST

ABORTIONS ON ME

[margs @sosaneitsinsane]

BILLIONAIRES ARE NOW ILLEGAL!

[Doity @doityboy]

theyre doing free mpreg and boybortions at wafflehouse rn

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Wtf they just updated my calendar at work

[finn (finn) @xanaduwus]

wave so blue it's persona 3

[🍰SinnyBD🍰 @SinnyBd]

My whole timeline rn

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

they bout to put elon’s soul in a waymo like he’s an evangelion

[𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hicksinferno]

THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES

[astrid @kurumikink]

i will definitely be buying her

[lurker @lurker583]

i cannot get over him calling JD Vance habibi and laughing his ass off bc JD has to swear him in
such a troll. funny and smart

[𖤐 || мι¢ || @lestatsarmand]

GET READY AMERICA

[That Azura Person @MarisaPerson]

Seeing this cutscene on my 3DS when I was 13 changed my life forever

[Gigi ✮⋆ ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ≽^•⩊•^≼ @bigbiracialnutz]

starting tomorrow if ur white and can't move it like this you get executed by firing squad