cassandra ¨̮

welcome to the dark side of my bizarre mind

[cassandra ¨̮ @shake_datcass]

Spongebob is so unmatched and if you disagree I feel sorry for you

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Check last year's tweets all you MUFUKKAS yelling Bandwagon! Ain't Nothin' Changed!!!

[kirsten 🩸 @neverjanedoe]

at a dive bar and the band is playing rocket man while we watch Artemis II come back down to earth

[Purple Base @purplbase]

he's headlining coachella tonight �

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

ARTEMIS II LANDED SAFELY. WELL DONE TEAM

[vazzi @witchval91]

Ojalá Justin Bieber se de cuenta de que no estoy en Coachella y lo cancele

[Nani 🌷 @rocky_grace310]

Rob being spiritually gen Z is frying me

[Harry Crave @theharrycrave]

🚨| Harry Styles has received no Grammy nominations this year.

This is due to the fact that he simply refuses to release a fucking album. Sources suggest the delay may be in relation to his hesitancy in trying new fruit.

[⟡ @loverboyshit]

a 4 year hiatus, 95 hate trains, cancelled tours, lawsuits, c*kehead allegations, scooter braun, financial and marital problems allegations but we won in the end

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT

[Hannah ❤️‍🔥 🍅 @hantalkstaylor]

AND IN THE MONTH OF AUGUST TOO?????? SHE LIVED FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL!!!

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

every swiftie in the world right now

[Tayvis Nation 🏈🫶🏻 @tayvisnation]

jason’s reaction to taylor calling travis a ‘human exclamation point’ and him being an ‘enhance color button’ is the sweetest thing in the world. you can tell how much it means to him that travis found someone that see’s him and loves him the way taylor does

[emily @emilyyyrenee_]

who are you? ㅤ im you, but cuntier
#TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

she loves being in the stanley cup final ✨

[𝖑𝖚 🕸️⛓️🪩🐆 @_Lucyfur]

the local bar vs me with 100 TouchTunes coins