Laura F.

If there's one thing I'm good at it's pretending to be enthusiastic about things.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

It has been *0* days since someone mentioned capacity building.

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

Your prospect isn’t giving Major Gift Energy.

[NYer in Florida @JesseLaGreca]

Oh no GreenDay has offended the people they were calling idiots 20 yrs ago and the idiots finally figured it out

[m 🌊 @taylorswiftliar]

“sir, karlie kloss is at “and she is sitting
the eras tour” in the 200’s”

[Betches News @Betches_News]

Trump’s legal defense leaked

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

We have four Zoom calls scheduled for right now but only one account.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[andiamo @thisisnttylerr]

Trump to every single person he talked to, apparently

[Betches News @Betches_News]

People in the Northeast working their little 9-5s today

[Simone @girlpowertbh]

this is objectively hilarious because this is in fact what i do

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

South: I can’t live up north it’s too cold

North: I can’t live in the south it’s too hot

Midwesterners when it’s too hot and too cold every day: lol Ope

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I’m a hater first and a feminist second

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

There are innumerable mental health benefits of spending time in nature, but that doesn’t mean coming into the forest and screaming “fix my life” at the trees.

[Laura F. @ShakeItOnOver]

I didn’t realize Taylor has already sang Wonderland as a surprise song and now I need to lie down for a bit.

[Laura F. @ShakeItOnOver]

Apparently, today’s the stupid prizes ceremony for people who played stupid games. Love to see it.

[Leon Langford @MasonLLL]

Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson meeting on the unemployment line on the same day:

[normal emma @EmmaSpecter]

if bed bath and beyond shuts down where are college freshmen supposed to get into the worst fight of their lives w their mom

[Laura F. @ShakeItOnOver]

I am not meant to work. I am meant to sip Aperol spritzes on a cliff side in Italy.