Grumpy Oldman

Unreconstructed curmudgeon, pedant and grumpy old man, aged 40+. Loves: BBC4,R4 extra, RT does NOT imply endorsement!! Dad of @ilkleymax

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

@josephbush You can't support one as your Dean will have your goolies on toast if you go public.

[Simpsons SPFL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @SimpsonsSPFL]

"Bad result for Aberdeen, as they were held to a draw at Pittodrie by a side from Bosnia and Herz-...Herz-...Bosnia and Herzegov-...France."

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

@HarryBradyCU @Stephen4_2 If you sent me the spreadsheets, I'd do it in a day.

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

The picture makes every tweet better. https://t.co/QEFY4tuRdF

[MoneySavingExpert Deals @MSE_Deals]

Spend £10 and get a FREE vibrator (norm £30) GO QUICK! Only 1,000 and there's a lot of buzz about it... 😳 Full info: https://t.co/ZoWXUzn8uD

[Hello, This is Ivan @hellothisisivan]

From now on there will be a gender-neutral greeting of "Hello Honky Tonks!" https://t.co/rhTTjeqMFO

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

@HarryBradyCU @Stephen4_2 I presume you counted the first place votes to try and split the two Scotts ??

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

@Rosball @neilsmiles It's cosmo smallpiece

[UCU @ucu]

Latest UCAS figures show UK and EU applications down https://t.co/cffNkG20Gs #Brexit

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

Americans often ask me to define the British word "Wanker".

[Kate Newey 💃🏻Problematic woman & rights hoarder @Dr_Kate_Newey]

@Andrew_Adonis I really don't think a person in a job for which no work -other than showing up- is required, shd be pontificating on academic workloads.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

It #lunchtime! Let's see what in me lunchbox today...

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

@paullarkin74 @wee162 I've seen crematoria with more charm.

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

@ilkleymax 2 spots reserved for us.

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

@ilkleymax £20 each. Shall I buy now ??

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

Look @ilkleymax

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

@hellothisisivan Blessed written by Ben Elton.

[Grumpy Oldman @shakemystick]

@agnes_guano Ahem!! https://t.co/YDxAMnnEtq

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

BREAKING NEWS
Celtic have confirmed the signing of midfielder Olivier Ntcham from Manchester City. Hear from him on #SSNHQ later today.