Nobody

chatterbox online, laconic as shit in person. Worn and weary cyber/tech worker just taking things a day at a time. This account is mostly dead.

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

And you fucks wonder why I call the police "sanctioned criminals."

These smoothbrained fucks don't deserve any of your respect, because they will never respect you.

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

A Rust player from Arizona is seeking $176 million after a swatting incident left him paralyzed from the chest down.

He says hackers accused him of cheating, stole his personal information, demanded money, and threatened to send police to his home with a fake emergency call. According to the player, he warned local police that it could happen.

Less than two days later, officers responded to a fake report of a shooting at his house.
They found him holding a legally owned handgun and opened fire, leaving him permanently paralyzed.

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

@pinkcellgirl This doesn't happen. Is it seriously that unbelievable that someone would develop romantic feelings for someone over time?

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

@Dispropoganda

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

America didn't care about soccer before the world cup came here.

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Dear Americans, this is how much of Europe it took to beat you in the world cup in your own home. Try being a little bit more humble next time.

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

The LaDS bitching is showing the whole world that women are no better than men when it comes to gooner culture

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

At what point do we call the Germans on their Russian esque fetishization of their suffering?

They're no better in my eyes.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: German public broadcaster begins “anti-AC campaign” warning of the dangers of air conditioning, as record heat wave hits the region.

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

Today I learned, German hospitals are not sanitary...

they look PROUD of this shit.

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

NEW: The recently built cardiac unit of the Düsseldorf University Hospital in Germany, where heart surgery is performed, is currently measuring 38°C

relatives in Germany are being asked to bring ice packs from home and staff are using "cooling vests"

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

If you're FOR age verification, then you should legally install a camera in your bed and bathroom.

If I'm raising your kids for you, then I want to watch.

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

you do nothing about the heat, and every year people die...

so yeah, you sniff glue, and eat paste you dumbfuck.

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

@Mossyfoxx I concealed carry thanks to my ex, my sympathies.

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

@FoxySealVT retreating to the dead priv for this. TLDR She was horrifyingly abusive, and the reason why I haven't really tried for a relationship since pre covid.

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

@callingjasmine As a single guy, I'm finally living my best life, 20. Years after entering adulthood. This post is cope!

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

@alfkkifine The last woman I told about my abuse, by her request, literally ran the fuck away.

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

That Tennessee cop is no better than a school shooter.

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

Stay the fuck away from HFY you fucking vultures.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Hollywood agencies are scouring Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'

(via @THR)

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

@Blonddieee_ Simply ask her out.

Just leave me alone.

Make up your mind before I set your straw man argument on fire

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

@HighlordRetard @_HMSP You euros really don't know culinary terms don't you?

And you all call us arrogant!

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

This is the country that still eats textured slime and calls US uncultured.

Your bland "salad cream" was made with a brand that came from my state. I drive by the factory every day...

[Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3]

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

An American company's HR Department (causing more problems than they solve) suggesting that their illegal company policy is law. The National Relations Labor Bord will eat this fucking RAW if you're American and report them.

Report them, they're doing HIGHLY illegal shit.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Remember not to discuss any of these things on your next job interview:

[Nobody @shakenhostage]

@Jaukkr13 It doesn't take long to see the other side of that coin coming from across the pond. I'd post the crying baby gif again, but I couldn't be bothered at this point