Dat Sass

A dangerous combination of wits & sass with tits & ass.

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…this thing still on?

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@the_Kyle_B

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@BlondieRambles SAME. #bbcomeback 💕

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@callmeshitto Wait why are all of them crooked my eyes are bleeding make it stop

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Every time I look at my Instagram feed I wonder how everyone keeps getting exponentially prettier and I seem to get uglier by the day? *wtf*

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"You had one job" -everyone

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What is a good morning text?

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"But she was the hottest stripper there, even with her ankle bracelet alcohol monitor" #ShitMyFriendsSay

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Rly tho. #yourcarwasuglyanyway #team🐱

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#LEO4PRESIDENT2016 🇺🇸

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Leo's golf clap face is on fleek tho. #Oscars

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On a scale from 1 to horse carcass, how uncomfortable are these overdone jokes making you feel? #Oscars #KeepBeatingIt

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Aaaand finish your drink when Sarah Silverman isn't funny.

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#TheOscars drinking game: Take a shot every time they make a joke about race

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Wait did Leo just say "fuck them" ahahahah #TheOscars

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#TheOscars: White people not knowing whether they should laugh or not.

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KITTENS IN A BEARD. I REPEAT: KITTENS. IN. A. BEARD.

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Call this a game of flag football... #SB50

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Do they have a being a little bitch penalty? #SuperBowl

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@mollinarose nah groom is here too 😂