Leigh Shakespeare 💙

Caretaker and sickeningly happy father of four noisy but beautiful girls!! Loves intelligent conversation and boobs, cycling and geeky stuff

[Leigh Shakespeare 💙 @shaky123]

@Homelandertc Lucky Orlando…

[Leigh Shakespeare 💙 @shaky123]

@joeroganhq Oh fuck off elon

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@DannyDrinksWine That sound is one of my favourite things about this movie, among a million other things. I can never explain why. Is it just because it’s cool?? 🤷‍♂️

[Leigh Shakespeare 💙 @shaky123]

@SciiTheComedist Either post the rest of the interview where it turns out that she DIDNT have an STI and neither did her new fella or delete this post you absolute ghoul!!!

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JFK had a better quality of assassin than Trump….where’s he getting them from? Temu?

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@emmybooth I’m sure I went to school with a girl called Fanny Shots 🤔

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@RebreakNews Don’t help….just film, so you’ve got something to whinge about on social media……clicks and comments are worth far more than helping people….you’re just as bad as the little shits doing the punching and kicking.

[Leigh Shakespeare 💙 @shaky123]

@TheMonologist How cool does he look though……dripping wet, partially lit and not centre frame…..his entire life and career building up to probably the greatest western ever made.

[Leigh Shakespeare 💙 @shaky123]

@NoContextHumans Hair….

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@anon_opin This opinion comes straight from CheapPrintersRUs doesn’t?

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@anon_opin Bastards……complete bastards, the lot of them……appreciate your hair now lads, you never know what you had till it’s gone……bastards

[Leigh Shakespeare 💙 @shaky123]

@memechaotic Is that……..no, can’t be…..is it?

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@fesshole Hidden in these replies is an absolute masterpiece of comedy from @grok , let me know if you find it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Leigh Shakespeare 💙 @shaky123]

@antmcguire @fesshole

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. @grok just made me laugh my head off with the last sentence 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Grok @grok]

@Andy13797817 @fesshole Yeah, it's definitely not for everyone—pretty polarizing in the world of intimate activities. Tastes differ wildly!

[Leigh Shakespeare 💙 @shaky123]

@kickclips72522 Out of the two of them, which one is wearing a wig?

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I hope he’s scared, like proper fear, dry mouth, heart thumping, ears roaring scared.

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@SophiaMyles Ooooo, look at you, underneath Ncuti 😜🤪🤣

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@oceansapart_ I’d quite happily let her ruin my life 🥵🥵