all hair, no cap.

“At some point it’s not enough to be the dog that plays the piano, you have to play the piano well”

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

This is not the economy for passion

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

I pride myself on hate-watching, but I'm turning a new leaf this World Cup. I've got something to prove.

https://t.co/7dFThKJVJw

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

@ManlikeTemii @uche_xxi 📸

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

Nigerians please, staff is both singular and plural, please.

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

Football won.

Basketball won.

What a day!

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

What happened at the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital yesterday is a national disgrace and must not be treated lightly!

Calling on @officialEFCC to promote lawful conduct; to publicly call the officers involved in the act to order, @Fmohnigeria @nighealthwatch to protect our healthcare system, and the presidency @NGRPresident and @NGRSenate to look into this, so this doesn’t happen to any healthcare worker again.

@UN @WHO @WHONigeria @UNICEF_Nigeria

Justice must prevail. Say NO TO VIOLENCE AGAINST MEDICAL PRACTITIONERS. Enough is Enough.

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

The cost of popularity on this app is too high and it doesn’t come with influence. More often than not.

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

@Kendoldrick This is your last warning.

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

Omo it’s like last to get married is a fool at this point

[L @lanreadelowo]

Solo date dey always kill me man. Just say you go chop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

Okay, but who will iron?

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

After Fridge/freezer, a washing machine is the next household appliance I don’t joke with.

I will choose it in place of TV any time!

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

Once you people give BAT a second term, I’m leaving because frankly I’ve had quite enough.

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

Who will iron?

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

Bro. I can categorically tell you for a fact that a washing machine will single handedly improve your living standards by 50%

If you’re moving into a new space, prioritize a washing machine

Guy?! Please leave the TV and game console. Don’t be like me. Washing machine first

[aita? @viseanary]

I get more excited to watch an average meaningless inter Miami game than I would for an average big 6 premier league clash. For this exact reason.

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

@ToritseTukesi core

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Mint will do you a lot of goodwill and you’ll do more appreciation and good by always having cash. N5k mint offline is more appreciated than N10 transfer online. It is just psychology. Everyone loves mint.

Even N1k mint goes far offline than N5k transfer online. Social media can create entitlement because people already assume your worth and show gratitude depending on their expectation.

I always have mint because it is easier to give. When I go on morning walks, I share money to the estate security, give money to the LAWMA women on the road doing their morning sweep. Sometimes, they are like 10 under a shade and they are grateful and happy that you made their day. The male team that empties the bin one house after another, I share money to them and they start hailing you. When I eat in a restaurant, I tip the person that served me. Then I look for a male staff and put something in his hand because I know men rarely get tipped. Sometimes, it could be the guy sweeping or mounting the door. If they are different people, I give both. Then there is always that person that looks battered and hungry on the road. Sometimes, I someone signals that he is hungry but is afraid to approach. I call them over and out cash in their hand. There is always a beggar before you walk 3 streets, N5h or N1k will brighten their eyes. I have bias for kids and I hate child labour. Those kids they send to clean your car window tragic, I hate it. I ask them to leave it and put money in their hands. That is a day’s meal for them. Even the LASTMA on my street get their lunch from me when I see them under the sun controlling traffic. If my friend brings their partner to see me, I put a packet of mint in madam’s hand.

With cash, you get to do less transfer. You can’t be doing N1k transfer to everybody, so once you’ve done N5k like 3 times, you’re convinced you’ve done enough. N20k mint will do a lot of good to different people in a day than transfer will ever do. N5h mint will move you faster from 9ja police checkpoint than speaking English. Hail them and chook lunch in their hand and everyone is happy and back to business.
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I’m not against doing good online. I’m the wrong person to even do that. People have real needs online and social media connects us in ways that offline can’t. I’m saying that while you do good online, please extend it to your neighbourhood. We can all use a little kindness.

[Novak Djokovic @DjokerNole]

Lost for words 🇦🇺

[all hair, no cap. @Shalandre_]

If you proceed to insert yourself into this this PayPal Paga nonsense, anything you see, just cry in your corner at home.

[Ryan Dahl @rough__sea]

This has been said a thousand times before, but allow me to add my own voice: the era of humans writing code is over. Disturbing for those of us who identify as SWEs, but no less true. That's not to say SWEs don't have work to do, but writing syntax directly is not it.

[Ubon | Business Analyst | Framer Website Developer @ubondesigner]

Why are fresh graduates obsessed with remote work?

Chasing remote jobs as a fresh graduate is just you setting yourself up to fail. You shouldn’t reject on site jobs.

You have:
- Zero professional network
- No proven track record
- Limited industry knowledge
- Unproven self-management skills

And you want to work... alone? At home?

You haven't learned the basics yet. You need:
- In-person mentorship
- Real-time feedback
- Office culture experience
- Professional network building

Remote work rewards independence. You haven't earned independence yet.

Get in the room. Build. Negotiate later.