shaleheidinger

loves walking / cheese / napping etc

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

There is nothing attractive about acting too good for other people

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

also @livscof

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

@livscof lol

[paul klein @pauljasonklein]

idk where y’all going first after quarantine but i’m beelining straight to therapy

[Maybe: Ex ♡ @thatsdatingnow]

imagine trying all the filters and you still look ugly lmao

[James @CaucasianJames]

alright i’m a few drinks deep so i’m just gonna say it. i’ve been using body lotion on my face and it’s the clearest my skin has ever been

[brooke wolford @br0_okew]

the only solution to anything right now is drinking more right???

[James @CaucasianJames]

gonna have a few drinks so i can watch the sunset with a little extra emotion. i don’t wanna cry but i’d like to tear up

[James @CaucasianJames]

y’all mind if i have a good week indoors

[steph @steph_mcca]

me reflecting on the past four days now that it’s sunny again: hey sorry for what i said back there

[brooke wolford @br0_okew]

please make it stop.. I’m so sick of seeing zoom screenshots

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

bummed i can’t ask what all the homies are doing on a friday night cause i know what they’re all doing and i’m not in the mood to get more bummed is this just a perpetual 3 months min of being bummed

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

@jimmybrownxo i feel like this is really something you'd say

[James @CaucasianJames]

there’s a silly goose in all of us. now spread ur wings and fly

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

just said "can't teach an old dog new tricks" talking about myself is that alarming i cant tell

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

keep ur standards up

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

one big ass mood these days i guess ?????? idk man times are funkkkkiiiiiieeeeee

[Hannah @hannahsullyyy]

@shaleheidinger You on Twitter is best think in quarantine. YGG

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

i’m kinda in the mood to get heated w someone right now might call up a republican friend or something

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

lol i woke up salty today i’m like getting salty at my own tweets lmao

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

it’s only funny though because girlfriend actually did this yesterday to guy so calm down i don’t always give cold hearted advice just during quarantine judge me but just remember ur watching tiger king in ur free time

[shaleheidinger @shaleheidinger]

giving advice to friends i don’t do this tho no questions at the moment thank u