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[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

when i go bowling it’s more about the theatre of it all than it is about “winning” or “hitting any pins whatsoever”

[kait @shallijump]

This is what you think lesbian sex is like when you’ve only ever seen lesbian porn performed by straight women

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

no way katy perry and doechii just scissored each other on stage

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I don’t feel insecure in my height but when I see someone else who’s also 5’2 I’m like ok well that looks ridiculous

[N @dearvotion]

feeding yourself three times a day feels like this sometimes

[kait @shallijump]

“I’m lowkey obsessed with all of these takeaways” - my therapist just now

[mel @meligearsolid]

(at bottomless mimosas with the girls) one of you will betray me

[𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖏𝖆♡𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 | Witchy Astrologer @brujabitchh]

“I was taught that keeping quiet kept the peace until I realized who’s peace was it keeping? The offender is at peace. The people who don’t want to deal with it are at peace. And I in this little body am holding all of the war. So I don’t want to hold it anymore.” - Dr. Thema

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Explaining to your friends in manual labour that the emails beat the hell out of you today

[kait @shallijump]

@PoshOpossum Why is he not boyfriend

[kait @shallijump]

after talking to my mom, my waxing lady, and my therapist about the breakup

[kait @shallijump]

When I’m elected president I’m banning avoidant people from dating until they’ve healed themselves I’m so sick of this

[kait @shallijump]

It’s just me and my 3 beverages against the world

[kait @shallijump]

make the uswnt gay again