Matt

GAS ⛽️

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s dream of scoring more World Cup knockout goals than Matthew Upson feels like it’s over

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Rush @CFCRushh]

Wallahi arteta would be dead if arsenal played here

[Matt @shallis01]

@HLTCO It’s a cut and paste of the misplaced outrage towards “West Ham are massive”

[Matt @shallis01]

@ntfc No(R)thampton Town

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Israel has passed the death penalty solely for Palestinians, enforced through military courts with a 96% conviction rate.

Israeli Minister Ben Gvir popped champagne.

The Israeli government is raising a toast to genocidal apartheid. The UK government is arming and funding it.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Starved by whom? Nobody can say.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

He’s the greatest striker on the planet and if he didn’t play for Tottenham we wouldn’t even be debating it

[Lois @lowy121]

The rainbow was there to greet him on his last walk.

Sleep tight you legend.

Envoi Allen💔

[BGPIntern @BGPIntern]

“Fuck this Cheltenham, I’m not betting again”

Me as soon as next race about to start:

[Matt @shallis01]

@Aaron_Cox89 I like the romance of it, but a bit like DC returning to us, it is a recipe for disaster.

[👑 Royal Intel @RoyalIntel_]

This is equivalent to Jeffrey Epstein joining the board of child safety.

[#BucksWriter 🦌 @BucksWriter]

Ed Still used to work in my local barber's, they were always calling his name.

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

Well this is truly appalling:

The IDF now accepts the Gaza Health Ministry’s conservative official death toll figure of 71,000 Palestinians. Yet, for 2 years of a genocide it claimed those same figures were false - and the BBC News and other media insisted on seeding doubt in the mind of the public by using the inaccurate phrase “Hamas led” Health Ministry.

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

The British government learnt of the data leak in August 2023.

24k Afghans secretly granted asylum, costing British taxpayers up to £7 billion.

The government covered it up.

Who was in government?

Home Secretary: Suella Braverman

Immigration Minister: Robert Jenrick

[Mr F. Loader @SN1Insider]

Ian Holloway, Ladies and Gentlemen #stfc

[Matt @shallis01]

@AdamFulwell_ @ReeceHuw

[Being Outside Cricket @OutsideCricket]

We would like to apologise to the ECB, specifically Brendon McCullum and Rob Key.

We have long said that the ECB couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, but this team has demonstrated that they can organise one anywhere. This is progress.