Shaun Shallis

Been there, done that, got the tee shirt.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

FarageLoweRobinsonYusuf silent on the pure rage

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

First time I hear her speak, she's just as stupid as I imagined.

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

@Mollyploofkins

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

It feels great to be an MP again. Now I can get back to never going to Parliament, never visiting Clacton, never holding any surgeries and doing fuck all for the people who voted for me.

[fleetstreetfox @fleetstreetfox]

Tell me again how Keir Starmer’s glasses were a big story but this isn’t being reported as widely.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

14 year heroin addict who sounds like he’s gargling ground glass & has a serious case of the shakes spews lies about vaccines as the president sleeps & shits himself while the NodBot (no one knows who or what the fuck she is) nods & sways. Fucking surreal.

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Hi @LeeAndersonMP_, can you remind us who was Labour leader during the time you campaigned to be and were elected as a Labour Councillor?

Oh yes, that would be Ed Miliband.

Just let that sink in.

[Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog @TheMeldrew]

We've got our flags up supporting Count Binface

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Now say a mob of 50 people attacked you and wrecked your car but you didn't bother reporting it!"

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Yes, listen to Danny - not a single incidence of wrongdoing. What could possibly be wrong about me deciding not to become and MP then being given £5m and suddenly changing my mind; buying a house for £1.4m after claiming to be “skint”; buying an £885k house for cash before saying it was actually my girlfriend who bought it with money she hasn’t got; claiming the £5m was unconditional, then for security because my house got firebombed, even though it was firebombed after I got the money; then saying it was a reward for Brexit and people only found out about it because the Russians hacked my phone but I didn’t bother reporting it, except to 'counter-espionage experts' who don't seem to exist..?

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

This is just delightful. But you have to watch it to the end.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

He was still a better prime minister than any of this lot.

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨Alan continued "I love Nigel Farage, he's a real workin' class hero. He's the only politician who's like me, does f*ck all work and gets paid for it by the government". Alan told us he'd been on benefits for 25 years with Covid, "some days it takes me an hour to get to Spoons".

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, Trump is gonna give Iran $300 billion to open a strait that wasn’t closed, so long as they promise not build a nuke they didn’t have?

Do I have that just about right?

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

He hates them being called the #FaragRiots
- can always share widely

[Inevitable_GB_News (TWAT ACCOUNT) @GBNews23653867]

🚨An old tweet but very much significant at this time, a "national police force that answers directly to the office of Prime Minister" sounds an awfully a lot like Geheime Staatspolizei, otherwise better known as the Gestapo!

[Alethea Bernard @Tush27J]

Robert Jenrick under investigation by Metropolitan Police re possible illegal foreign donation for failed Tory leadership bid.
Jenrick’s wife Michal Berkner lawyer for the donor, was warned the £40k actually came from a US fraudster. Where's the noise?
#BBCBreakfast #r4today