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not your average onion

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My self-control is on a record high today, you may or may not know that ASOS have got 20% off for 24 hours and I haven’t even looked on the website 😇 #confessionsofashopaholic

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is it coming home?

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Shall I start reviewing nice food I eat?

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These are nice

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@talimess She’s everywhere!! She gets loads of hate too because people say she comments on everything acting like she knows people

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When pubs drive friends apart #pooloverpals #dartsfired #seeyouinseptember

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I would like to award myself best wing woman for last night x

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Really starting to question my onion identity... #transveg

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Just demolished a whole packet of party rings x

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en route to Oxford, see u soon fans 😎

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Do you prefer...

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Spotted: Has Fenton finally found himself a Mrs? That’s a secret I’ll never tell xoxo gossip girl

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*disclaimer on my poll post* I’m not saying anyone should favouritise any onion, just asking for opinions, every onion is equal x no hate pls x

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@talimess Appreciate your support, just don’t think I’m ready for the whole world to see this account x

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Quote of the day:

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Do you like your onions...

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FAQs about me:
Q1: are you actually an onion?
A: don’t be fooled by my name, much to your surprise I’m sure but I’m actually a human x

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Would love to be in a big bubble bath eating chicken katsu curry rn

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Don’t wanna offend anyone but I don’t think I like Texas bbq #contro

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If u know u know #lolcano