AJ Gray

Is Pepsi okay?

[AJ Gray @Shallow2Percent]

#TeamAJ

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

what the fuck is horchata

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

tummy hort 🙃

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

so ur telling me u believe in god when there's people out here putting clams on pizza??

[AJ Gray @Shallow2Percent]

@panfriedporkbun Play the pirates of the Caribbean theme on the kazoo

[panfriedporkbun @panfriedporkbun]

Head empty, only Mary Had a Little Lamb™ on x2 recorders and kazoo 🥰

[AJ Gray @Shallow2Percent]

@dakcox You gotta be joking

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

m.

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

i just want really long fingers so i can play my life like a claw game

[Dakota Blodgett @MealWoat]

I live in constant fear of the boomerang that I threw a year ago that never returned

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

i still have nightmares about the movie where hugh jackman got flushed down a toilet into rat utopia and ran into patrick stewart

[Dakota Blodgett @MealWoat]

Condoms are just human self genocide

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

Gushers are just candy ravioli

[Dakota 🦉 @dakcox]

i am the human equivalent of the chihuahua

[Dakota Blodgett @MealWoat]

Happy birthday beautiful #CNN @Rustiizz

[AJ Gray @Shallow2Percent]

Happy Birthday to the man. @Rustiizz