Matthew James

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Remember when you used to open instagram and it was just pictures of your friends, instead of influencers and ads? Ah, the good old days

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s either you want me to attend meetings or get my actual work done.

I can't do both.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

I just saw a quote that said, “You worry too much for someone who figures it out every time” and I feel like I’m not the only one who needs to hear that.

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Nobody talks about the late 30s to 40s personality shift, where you no longer want to be impressive. You want to be more rested, reserved, and completely unavailable to anything that draining.

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

CEOs of major US airlines wrote Congress a letter urging them to end 29-day partial government shutdown that has 50,000 TSA officers working without pay.

Democrats HAVE a bill to fund TSA, FEMA & Coast Guard.

GOP is blocking it.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Dear MAGA,

You voted for this. All 77 million of you.

Gas prices UP
Food prices UP
America at WAR
Widespread corruption across the Trump administration
Americans terrorized on American streets
Children separated from families
Incompetent fools at every level of Trump cabinet.

[WholesomeDave🦄 @BostonFren_88]

I got my 2.5% annual raise just in time for the 35% increase in inflation.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

You don’t hate working.

You hate:
• 2hrs commuting
• Toxic boss
• Meetings that could’ve been emails
• Being underpaid
• Office politics
• Broken boundaries
• Being available 24/7
• Warning letters
• Micromanagement

[Libriscent @libriscent]

ADHD is being the smartest one in the room and still feeling dumb because your brain skips the part where the words come out right.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

In a week we’re going to see MAGA get angrier at Green Day and Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl than at the President for being a pedophile

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

RFK Jr: "Gardasil is probably the single worst mass vaccine that we've ever seen

The reality

It's SO GOOD that it's on the way to eliminating cervical cancer in countries from Sweden to Australia

Yes you read that right - ELIMINATE CERVICAL CANCER

Don't listen to RFK Jr

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I will never understand, not for as long as I live, how January 6th, 2021 wasn’t the end of Donald Trump’s political career.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

The White House has confirmed that the $1,776 military “bonuses” came directly from reconciliation funds intended for subsidized housing for service members.

They literally just gave military members their own money.

The scam artist strikes again.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Today Donald Trump saved us from some of the tariffs he put in place, in order to bring down the price of groceries he said never went up.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

The internet never forgets.

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

It must be nice to be a right winger, u just get to believe whatever u want regardless of what the facts say.

[Matthew James @shallow83]

beach day

[Matthew James @shallow83]

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[Matthew James @shallow83]

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