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@NUCLRGOLF 6 iron praying it makes it

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@the_ceo99 Agreed. How pathetic

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@dnuggey Bro idk about LeBron. Damn we need to let Murray walk and get someone younger than Lebron.

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@DevonDembinski Bro golf is hard and gets better once you realize you suck and you enjoy just being outdoors.

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@briandoziergoat Gave me a chub

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@JVTacoma @WhiteHouse I filed an extension and will be meeting with a cpa to understand why the first time in my life I owe 4500. Wtf

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@CrystalHope1979 Michael is awesome. Need more people like him on earth.

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@Mericamemed That is pretty epic

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Men real question.

Do you feel better getting out of the shower after a fresh haircut or after you’ve washed your sac and crack?

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@flushingitgolf They are the worst. God speed boss

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@jerseymikes I was not aware of your sandwich game but damn you all are killing it.

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It's cool to love America.

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Anthony Kim is HUNTING right now! Let’s go @livgolf_league

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@boxer_heaven Best dogs ever! Lost mine last year

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@PGATOUR Why is #jakeknapp never shown on the broadcast when in the top 10? Lame

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The left side of the line has been horrid for weeks and this was the offense drawn up for the SB? @Patriots what a fucking joke. #pathetic

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@LeeDaFotographa Open on D. Need a big hit to set the tone that today it’s going to be a long day for Seattles O.

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@72Breezy Standing on business. All 7 toes

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@LeVeonBell This shit is tragic