Manda

[Manda @shamanders]

Starting a thread of stupid shit Sam says...

[Manda @shamanders]

Fun fact about me, I love a Jury summons. Summon me babbbeeee I’ll be there. I’m your girl!

BUT how the hell did I get 2 jury summons... One for my married last name and the second for my maiden name…all while 9 months pregnant and ab to pop..

[Manda @shamanders]

@tess42069

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:

[Manda @shamanders]

@tess42069 Sometimes Sam helps me with dinner, but it’s not romantic by any means…he’s usually doing something wrong or burning something and then the fun part is reminding and making fun of him later for it 🥰

[Manda @shamanders]

Getting contractions while making drinks

[Manda @shamanders]

Gunna call out sick for my baby shower brb

[Manda @shamanders]

Guess who officially paid off her car?!?!

[Manda @shamanders]

Hunted down a specific taco truck with my sister @tess42069 🥰

[Manda @shamanders]

@tess42069

[Manda @shamanders]

Playing Monopoly with my husband, my son and my niece. Could lead to divorce, or future kid trauma …👀

[Manda @shamanders]

This team of mine…one person got me Tacobell and another made me chocolate milk today 🥹… like my team is so sweet to me 🥰

[Manda @shamanders]

@bagel_jr if this ain’t bub

[☔ @Whotfismick]

mom: “we cleaning this whole house
tomorrow"

14 year old me:

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

how corgis walk down stairs

[Manda @shamanders]

Picked up take out for lunch today and the girl at the counter said I look small for 6 months pregnant …✨SOYOUTHINKIMSKINNY ?!✨

[Manda @shamanders]

@ my husband @bagel_jr

[Manda @shamanders]

Doing a hard launch of my pregnancy at almost 6 months 👀

[Manda @shamanders]

‼️🗣️ Real Parent Hack: check the friendship compatibility between you and your child’s astrology sign

[Manda @shamanders]

@zyglerox I mean it’s a mammal…so ya I guess? 😂

[Manda @shamanders]

My son just asked if you can milk a giraffe …

[Manda @shamanders]

@itsalibinch We did 😂