a shambly mess

guess who’s winning! not me but definitely someone somewhere

[a shambly mess @shamblymess]

Deleting my Twitter app because @realDonaldTrump makes me mad. Bye!

[a shambly mess @shamblymess]

@realDonaldTrump @MittRomney You’re just EASILY more hateable than people thought Obama was I guess it boils down to that

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@realDonaldTrump You’re a power hungry moron.

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@realDonaldTrump Oh also- this is 100% terrifying considering it makes you look like you support dictatorship just saying.

[a shambly mess @shamblymess]

Is no one gonna address the fact that the Chickfila by Newport News Target has suddenly and mysteriously vanished into a pile of dirt and rocks?!?!?!?!?

[Micachu @M_Strongoli]

Ok, but when did Will Ferrell make these videos?😂

[a shambly mess @shamblymess]

Today I think I realized I’m a hypochondriac

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No... I cannot give you an $8200 photo + video package plus flight/hotel/transportation fees for $2000. 🙄🙄🙄

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@absolutely_abb

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@Amtrak @AmtrakNECAlerts Lol oh you actually responded thanks I moved cars and it helped sorry 4 yelling at you

[a shambly mess @shamblymess]

@Amtrak @AmtrakNECAlerts WHYYYYYY is my NE Regional #65 at like 135 degrees inside??? I’m roasting slowly pls tell them to open a window

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@BenCarrolljb

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Honestly just peeing myself at this tiny microphone

[Daniel @danbanbam]

Asking BYU students what their favorite swear word is...

[a shambly mess @shamblymess]

@realDonaldTrump

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Peeing on a moving @megabus should be an extreme sport

[a shambly mess @shamblymess]

We have to stop making light of our own mental health struggles.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

GYM TIP: Work out smart, not hard!

A lot of people at the gym go and lift the big weights. But actually, the small weights are lighter and much easier to lift.

[a shambly mess @shamblymess]

Why did I literally EVER go to college, I’m currently working on my couch in my pjs, this literally THE LIFE. No stress, just busy season and financial peace and happiness and blessings and passion for what I get to do