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father. singer. writer. chef. emcee. person.

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HOME. available everywhere now. https://t.co/gXsQAeRikT

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@PardonMyTake i rarely use twitter anymore but i had to hop on to say that there’s a lot of us out here who consider queen latifah the greatest female rapper of all time. so the queen latifah mount rushmore pick was a good pick. she’s much more than just the movies she was in.

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cmon nickelodeon…let’s reeeally tell the kids about joe mixon.

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haven’t seen anything that obviously fixed since ten days ago.

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@elonmusk and now you’re the first lady. what a crazy american dream.

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happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day everyone. #watchmen

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@briantylercohen i love this for him.

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no matter what happens next, it’s important we move forward and remember one thing…

that jd vance fucked a couch.

#neverforget

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@JDVance dude you had sex with a couch.

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i can’t think of a more new york name than anthony rizzo. it legit sounds like something desus & mero would’ve made up.

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@TonyHinchcliffe is the comedy in the room with us right now?

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antonio brown and leveon bell supporting trump makes sense because they both were only relevant when being led by a rapist.

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make america take that stupid fucking hat off behind home plate.

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@BarstoolBigCat @Philly_Mays @PFTCommenter @PardonMyTake have you guys thought about this?

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the right just like a month ago: wHy DoEsNt KaMaLa dO aNy iNtErViEwS

the right now: please make her stop

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this place has medium drinks and large drinks but no small drinks.

how can you have a medium if there’s no small? you can’t just use a sliding scale for everything.

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blue lives matter folks rn

(just without the sweat or indecision)

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kamala harris. ed harris. tobias harris. neil patrick harris. idgaf. anyone but trump.

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that was the national anthem we all deserve.