deuce bigalow 🍃

thè greatest 💯 773✈️615 TSU#22

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

A person that will lie to you is a person that will steal from you and a person that will steal from you is a person that’ll get jealous and kill you one day.

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

Apple Maps u failed me bitch thank god for Waze

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

I’m never buying manwhich again, this sweet ass meat 🙅🏽‍♂️

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

Cyclops don’t have heat its concussive force

[Memes Wala @MemeOfSteel_]

According to you, who has the strongest heat vision? 👁️🔥

• Superman
• Homelander
• Cyclops
• Darkseid
• Ikaris

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

I’m a damn good friend, we may not speak all day everyday but I’m a ride or die but the mere moment you try to play with me I could gaf what happens to you. On god you’ll never hear from me again EVER. Ion what no updates on your life once we split. 💯

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

Trump looks like the back of Ashley's head in The Boys

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

Or soldier boy could take it away or Marie could strip the v from his bloodstream

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

could be a possibility the V and V1 in his blood collide & kill each other, causing him to lose his powers ?

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

I don’t get these celebrities, if u got all of this money and spending 25k on a watch and etc… but be on the media late on car payments, failure to return foreign rental back, behind on rent/mortgage like wtf are u doing with all this big money u supposedly have 🤔

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

One of my biggest fears is becoming too nice to where ppl feel like they can play with me becuz all it take is a second to me to revert back to my old ways pls don’t bring that outta me. I love chaos once I’m tried

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

If we haven’t spoken or seen each other in over 10 yrs what makes you comfortable to ask me for money. Idk you so don’t hit my phone when u need something. Once im non existing to someone I like to stay that way. 😊

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

I’m ready for them to kill him off, unless his powers gives homelander a new outlook on life he’s a useless wanna be black bolt

[SB 🪖 @welovesweetboy_]

wtf is this n!gga’s power in the boys?

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

If we haven’t spoken or seen each other in over 10 yrs what makes you comfortable to ask me for money. Idk you so don’t hit my phone when u need something. Once im non existing to someone I like to stay that way. 😊 u ain’t need me all this time so let’s stay that way

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

The quickest way to get me out my sleep is to turn that fan off, I rise up like a mummy

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

If u not 1 of my closest friends, my cousin or brother im sorry im not breaking bread. You mfs will make a genuine person not want to help. How u owe money but your here splurging, then yall ghost ppl or be like im tryna save. Pay me while u do that mf stop with the bs frfr

[Mûriëlo @LordMurielo]

Jajajajaj estallado con el chofer de Optimus Prime

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

I can’t wait videos of ppl climbing through tight spaces in caves my anxiety will sky rocket

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

I’ve gotten soo many compliments on my chicken Alfredo, I really put bta in the kitchen 👨🏾‍🍳 😊

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

Ppl don’t understand a Gemini will be your go to friend, we are wild, humorous, kind hearted, loyal and cunning 😊

[Her Excellency @charity_johhs]

What a pain : Craziest moment ever—bro suddenly realizes he’s been flirting with a man 🤣🤣

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

I’d purposely leave it outside on the hottest day then ask someone that’s bald to put it on

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Chrome durag???

[deuce bigalow 🍃 @shamelj13]

I’m too authentic for most ppl 💯