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[Franny] Mama's a loser.

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Either you run the day or the day runs you.

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You rich fucks are goin' down.

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If you're selling, we need to start dating other bars.

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It's Frank's fault.

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[Ian] You gotta put the chair back, Mickey.

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What cinnamon challenge things are you watching?

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Yeah, you are-- you're doing the whole reverse fuckin' psychiatric whatever the fuck.

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Hey, it's my birthday.

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You're not... You forgot to take the trash out.

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[Fiona] Debbie, Carl...
[Debbie] Yeah.

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[Lip] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Fiona] Ian, Lip, dishes soon as you're done.

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Fifteen minutes before school, tops.

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Sorry, Deb, I totally misheard that. Perforated eardrum on the right.

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[Debbie] I never said it was, I said I wished it was.
[JimmySteve] Right, she said she wished it was.

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It's not her birthday.

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[Fiona] What's all this?
[JimmySteve] Debbie wakes up earlier than I do. I told her I never eat breakfast but she said it's her favorite. And since it's her birthday...

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Somebody wanna get the pancakes?

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[Lip] That sausage is great, huh?
[Debbie] Haven't had eggs in a while.

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Please, don't drop it! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.