Shamitr Mardikar

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@chesscom Please explain how when my opponent goes afk for 40 seconds and it says abandonment in 00:20 and I go to make a call, I lose the match because of match abandoned. Simply because I picked up a call. didn’t even minimise the app.
dropped to 600 because of this ;-;

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@Swiggy Please add something to help my indecisive ass decide what to order.

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@CounterStrike Is there a chance I get better randoms in source 2?

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

Someone write a cheatsheet bout how life works and hand it to me please

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@anwesh_sarangi It sure is :)

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

Funny how everyone wants to be Barney Stinson after a breakup until they find the one. Then they’re just Marshall Eriksen.

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@Praxorocks My man’s here already :)

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@M0bstos deserves to die.

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

St Bernards are that one breed that look sad regardless of how they feel.
Be like St Bernard 👍

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@anubhab248 Forget everything else, boku no pico is where it’s at 🤌

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@Humanbyname Trust me, you don’t

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

Technoblade Never Dies ~
Rest In Peace, King

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@Humanbyname Capybaras*

[Dimitri Pascaluta @DPascaluta]

My fiancée just looked me up and down and said "He's a 10 but works in esports"

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

Boys hostel ki bheed :)
Jitni gaaliyan life mai sunoge uska equivalent yahan bhi sunne ko milegi janaab 🥰

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

Scariest one to be the only one to walk out of the exam hall and walk all the way to the hostel with nobody around :)

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

Having the main gate 12 km away doesn’t even make me want to order food in college ☠️

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@uhnonononono Pls don’t hype up this son of a bitch more than he already is @anwesh_sarangi

[Shamitr Mardikar @ShamitrM]

@KalraoPranjal Last word ka meaning kya hota hai???