Shampane

certified music enthusiast

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

we always have to move on from the things we love

[shwetabh @shwetabhNiket]

spent the last 45 days trying to find a flat, and of those, spent 40 just to find a good broker.

so, i wanted there to be a platform for everyone to be that ‘messiah with the contact’ for thousands others because you do know what it’s like.

presenting https://t.co/khXQr3ke9c

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

@chebrolunir you just got kaned

[FC Bayern @FCBayernEN]

?!?!?!!??!

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

@chebrolunir enough heard, we need to sack 500 more staff from old trafford to solve this!

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

@chebrolunir nah bro jewben influence huge, idt manchester are ever trying a back 3 again after him

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

troy parrott 5 goals in 2 games to keep ireland in world cup contention

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

@laameimpala why did you like a 3 year old tweet of mine 🤨

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

least emotional rollercoaster twitter notification page

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

@laameimpala https://t.co/akHsX9rQkv

not the mandela effect lfg

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

@laameimpala i don't know if this might be the mandela effect for me, but i am almost certain the beginning of always in my head is a sample/preset that exists in garageband pc

chris martin was NOT the alpha male during ghost stories

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

someone has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

keeping the gbm-stucca meet on 9/11 right under the clocktower has to be intentional

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

@shwetabhNiket you just gotta send the same blend link to ten of them to make a mega blend which has even less of a point to exist

[Douchebag @clutchlordd]

CR7 and taylor swift aren't bachelors anymore so the entire weight of happily single committee lies on him

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

@StfuBasu hey thanks for lending me your lamborghini and saving a dozen cats from a forest fire while still managing to attend the beabadoobee concert

[pdawg @prathamgrv]

i’ve faced more peer pressure to do leetcode than to do drugs

[joowon @n0w00j]

we’re so goddamn cooked

[Shampane @shamnesiac]

@epc_bitspilani iyer don't even speak hindi 😭😭😭