Scot Hampton

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[Scot Hampton @shamptonian]

Alllll the MF’ing gourds at Hales Apple Farm. #decorativegourdseason

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@MikeIsaac You are now bird king I don’t make the rules

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@BenStiller @stoolpresidente Neither of these hold a candle to Widow’s Isthmus.

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@asherperlman Bookmark! 🔖

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@crumbl 🌹

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@AJamesMcCarthy For the cameras that have to be placed days before and left…how do you ensure your batteries last until launch? 🪫 🔋 🚀

[Scot Hampton @shamptonian]

What is this…a 9-9-9 challenge for ants??! 🐜

[SFGATE @SFGate]

Purchasing the San Francisco Giants' 9-9-9 challenge box gets you nine mini dogs, nine glasses (an estimated 3-4 ounces) and a tall can of Coors Light. But the beer is not enough to fill every glass up to the level that anyone would consider a regular pour.

[Scot Hampton @shamptonian]

@realsnoopys Hey @Fly_STS why don’t we have one of these?!

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@Acyn Somebody please put the Curb Your Enthusiasm music on this

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@BenStiller @MichaelDBrandt Is this available on the west coast yet??

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@LukeBarnett @AMC_TV @AMCPlus No. Seriously! Someday I hope you’ll play him in a biopic!! (Also, not convinced this isn’t his burner twitter acct 😂)

[Scot Hampton @shamptonian]

@LukeBarnett @AMC_TV @AMCPlus I’m pretty sure that’s my dad! 😂

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@LukeBarnett Sometimes I doubt these “marathon” runners’ commitment to Sparkle Motion.

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@LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas Wow, this is great

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@yashar Makes one wonder, why use a helicopter and not a drone for this? Far quieter and could fly much lower; overall a far smaller footprint.

[Scot Hampton @shamptonian]

Just want to follow up here, watching the 8pm PST via cable/broadcast…sound mix is wayyyyy better. What gives/what happened?!

[Scot Hampton @shamptonian]

@peacock @NBCOlympics why does the audio sound so bad on the Peacock Replay for the Opening Ceremonies? Very low music, then too loud (and sparse with context) VO. Something isn’t right.

[Scot Hampton @shamptonian]

@LukeBarnett @kimhornsby This should be like a playoff bracket. “16 on screen smokers battle it out for the coveted Silver Ashtray! In the Midwest bracket round 1 we’ve got Billy Bob in Landman up against Jeremy Allen White in The Bear…”

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@PatMcAfeeShow

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@PatMcAfeeShow #IDontWantToOverreactBUT the fact that 3 of the 4 teams in the NFC West have 9 wins is insane (and it’s time for all the Purdy haters to take a doink in the dong). #FTTB

[Scot Hampton @shamptonian]

Opinion: why prices should remain high.

By Ebenezer Scrooge, Gordon Gekko and Mr. Potter.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Though Americans might be clamoring for relief on groceries, housing and energy costs, economists say there’s a bigger downside to falling prices: Ironically, falling prices can both signal a recession and trigger one.
https://t.co/GB7XQd3z6g