living breathing disaster

chaotic neutral potato chip™
she/her/hers

[lezboy @mygenderisblack]

Here’s a tik tok inspired by the tweets on my TL, clearly it needed to be said

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https://t.co/fv8jRzijnj

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My good days only land on February 29th

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@clairemckenz09 Omg Claire you are so funny

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

From Russia with love…

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Yesterday: 97 died of Coronavirus in China alone.

Today: President Trump announced plans to cut funding for global health programs by 34%.

It's like a unilateral, willing surrender to pandemic disease. Hard to believe.

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Boss: can you turn all the square tables so they are diamonds?
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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Customer: I'm in crisis mode all the time

[Amy Kaufman @AmyKinLA]

Natalie Portman embroidered her Dior cape with all of the female directors who weren't nominated for #Oscars. Check out her explanation here.

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#spreadlovelikebutter

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

yeah I love SNL

S tevie
N icks singing
L andslide

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I am JOBA in HEAT level pissed the FUCK off right now

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Is a bad to hope my boss falls down some stairs? Breaks a pinky maybe?

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There is something living in my walls. And it has reached my room. Please for the love of me send good vibes or whatever that it leaves me the FUCK alone, I have to be up at 4 and I am NOT OKAY

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@clairemckenz09 How could you

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Fun fact: slurping every sip of your drink isn't necessary.

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I'm not a hot mess. I'm a hot stress.

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Anyone want to place bets on how many times I cry this week?