Shanna Rae

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[g 7\ @Excaliburoxide]

*corona virus enters my body*

The 4 Flintstone gummies I ate in 2005:

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

Is it just a Midwest thing to have rollerblading as apart of gym class during grade school??

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

@That_Sh1t_Frank Watch the blonde in the middle😂

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

@ctcoyle Should I start?

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

I can’t watch movies without shouting out what other movies the actors/actresses have been in. Talk about annoying.

[Coby @PlumTyger]

I’ve been asked about this tweet a few times today as if it’s some sort of recurring comedic bit I do every year and not a serious issue. I’ve been doing this for 7 years now. This is the year we put a stop to it. 2020 vision, clear eyes. 20-venti: going large and finding Kony.

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

The Phoenix will rise again #LWN

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

@kaylen_lanigan NOT in Florida I can tell you that

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

Go to community college and don’t be embarrassed about it. Thank me later.

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

You ever write a paper and then think... wow I kinda feel bad that my professor has to read this. But then submit it anyway.

[Kristina Holzweiss, kristinaholzweiss.com @lieberrian]

One of my favorite @sesamestreet moments of all time...

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

@kaylen_lanigan If this is aging. It brought me down from 85 to 76....

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

@kaylen_lanigan Ok but like... wanna go out tonight?

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

@PlumTyger @CharlieCoyle_3 Coyle’s still have thanksgiving parties? #toosoon?

[Shanna Rae @shan_coyle]

@alyssa_ohara A manzo sandwich. #1 add ham