shannon

it’s taylor ham.

[goattfishh @goattfishh]

Me running to the bathroom at a party to throw up #PepsiHalftime

[shannon @shan_k8]

At age 22 I was singing Stacey’s Mom into a ketchup bottle on top of a table at happy hour with my friends. Today, at age 25 I was singing Stacey’s Mom into my swiffer handle while cleaning my apartment with my dog.

[shannon @shan_k8]

Today I was driving back from the dentist and had to call 911 bc the guy in front of me at the stop light was completely passed out at the wheel. Never a dull moment folks!

[Luciano @Cali_76]

People who peaked in high school when they found out they can’t go to their hometown bar on Thanksgiving Eve.

[shannon @shan_k8]

Steve and I have been leaving our boots outside our new apt door for weeks now to avoid tracking mud in. This morning I go out to walk my dog and someone legit stole ONE of my boots.. like bro... what are you gonna do with a single women’s size 12 bean boot?? ppl r trash

[josey @t3hjc]

@Jeopardy

[shannon @shan_k8]

. @OldNavy rlly shipped me clothes with the security tag on it 🙃 totally defeats the purpose of trying to avoid shopping in store seeing I have to go in to get it off 🙁

[Steady @SteadyIsFlying]

8 AM before 7 AM on your
your 9-5 days off

[shannon @shan_k8]

adulting be like

[shannon @shan_k8]

@sarahcgrifff she thought I was pranking her.. convinced I went to high school with Travis Scott 💀

[shannon @shan_k8]

Mom: Is someone named Travis Scott from Jefferson?
Me: umm.. no? He’s famous
Mom: ooo well then he was at our McDonald’s then!!!
Me: ...in Jefferson...NJ...
Mom: ya the sign said “Travis Scott is here”

[shannon @shan_k8]

Steve doing his fantasy football draft with a bunch of baby boomers on zoom and the one guy can’t figure out how to use technology and just said “well I might as well go kill myself”

[shannon @shan_k8]

Nothing like finishing your iced coffee and finding soggy lettuce at the bottom of the cup 🤮🤢 @Wawa

[j @Jewelya1313]

My Pennsylvania native BF: “what does this even say” @NJGov

[shannon @shan_k8]

so far the only good thing to happen in 2020 was rediscovering the song American boy by Estelle and kanye

[Michelle Michaels @Michelle_Marion]

If you don't post, you're not doing enough. If you do post, you're still not doing enough. Everyone is so judgemental. You have no idea the conversations that are being had behind closed doors, the educational articles, books and videos that are being consumed, you DON'T know.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

my plans 2020

[shannon @shan_k8]

I hope the half-damp towel and shower shoes I left in my gym locker right before quarantine are doing well