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@bullDOELZEr No but honestly.. hahahah

[Kari Lake @KariLake]

I think I speak for most Americans when I tell you that I’d rather sit and watch grass grow than watch any Hollywood award show.

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@heathafischer @jp_padia Dude he didn’t even show up for his last show….

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@heathafischer More importantly, read my last tweet from 2021. Hahahahahaha

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Things that make me extremely anxious / impatient for absolutely no reason: standing in line at the bank.

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@heathafischer Free slurpie day

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@lexiiiimac AHHHH omg hahaha not me listening to Ateens this morning

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@cocoabriel Like I know there are people who foster out of kindness and love but that shit is also a money pit for sleezy people who wanna look at children as $$. Not to mention… the courts do not make it easy to adopt. It’s a whole ass process, rightfully so, but ya. I could go on and on.

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@cocoabriel THIS SENDS ME. Our foster care system is so corrupt and so understaffed my mom was a social worker for 11 years and the stories and heartache I watched her go through … unbelievable. Adoption isn’t the end all be all answer.

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@rockybabyy Better apartment than your car hahah

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@jp_padia Welcome to the good life

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@cocoabriel It’s like I never worked in the industry 🤣

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Be super picky about who you open up to, most people are just nosey - not everyone has your best interests at heart.

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@cocoabriel It’s always “You should stop spending money now” and never “omg baby let me send you $1,000” smhhhh 🙄

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I was at Riot for 5 mins last night when I realized I dropped my debit card and someone tried to ball out and charge it $2,600.. honey I wish I had it like that 😂

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@cocoabriel Same girl, same.

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@SymoneStewart1 @cocoabriel BRUH I didn’t admit anything!!! I simply agreeeeeed that it was better than I remembered it being…. 😂

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@cocoabriel When you’ve worked in restaurants your entire working life and still can’t spell the word restaurant without auto correct….. 🥴

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@tylerdrewgill @dougducey Private / individually owned companies can require it.