𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖓✨

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

fuck these people.

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

the fight isn’t over yet. get ready for the epic series finale of STRANGER THINGS.

VOL 1 — november 26, 5pm PT*
VOL 2 — christmas, 5pm PT*
THE FINALE — new year’s eve, 5pm PT*

*releasing worldwide all at once, date may vary based on your local timezone #TUDUM

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

“Trump is implicated alongside a pedophile, and I knew it but didn’t care because we were friends” is not the flex you think it is.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Tesco: “£2.99 please.”

Me: “I don’t have a clubcard.”

Tesco:

[angela @fleahag]

caroline and bonnie still saving elena’s ass i know they’re tired

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

imagine your edible kicking in as soon as you reach this part of this exhibit

[Allz ♛ @alliethestallie]

I’ll tell you another thing Stanley cups are good for… weaponry. You ain’t gotta worry about no mace, no pocket knife, or nothing. That 40 oz Quencher gone have somebody seeing stars for certain.

[Sam 🇭🇹 @hoodcuIture]

I just made the most dramatic gasp. I thought it was a design

[emma @fetalgeniuss]

You forgot to show the part where I wanna kill myself for two days

[Priscilla @MamaTapoka]

My son says he doesn’t like being born on December 31st coz it takes too long to get to his next birthday. I tried explaining to him that it’s the same for everyone, but part of me kind of got what he was saying.

[strawberry switchblade time @moodybitchtm]

She should get to kill him

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

just caught myself saying "I can't have that or I'll get acid reflux". It's so over for me.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Shaking the air fryer basket halfway through cooking

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

when you make a mistake in work and then see the “hi everyone, just a friendly reminder” message

[george 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jorjwwfc]

Me after scoffing 10 cookies in 2 minutes

[Jenni @hashjenni]

No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

My car Chapstick is missing and now I gotta move my bedside table Chapstick to my car and it’s fucking chaos

[culture @notgwendalupe]

she was 13