Shana Dany Cletcher

Simultaneously the most starry-eyed idealist & the bitterest of cynics.

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

If you wanted me to tell a better story you should have been a better person…

anyways.
It’s national donut day. 😉🍩

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

Not Will with Vecna wifi . #StrangerThings5

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

We got our big TV’s.. we miss Black Friday audacities put groceries on sale. Case of water $1. Mac and cheese.. 25¢. I wanna see some fights. This is America we’ll fight over having the basic human right to eat. I joke but fr. For. Real.

[James @jameshannumWx]

The Pink Moon April 12 2025

Honestly a lot more pink than I expected

[Blackhawks on CHSN @CHSN_Blackhawks]

YOU KNOW HIM. YOU LOVE HIM. IT'S CONNOR BEDARD! 😤

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

I’m modern (between Alabama and Illinois) and gifts won’t be exciting but if there’s anyone who could help me in Sandstorm, Icy Snow, Savanna, Ocean, Jungle, Archipelago, Tundra, and Sun #Scatterbug #PokemonGO

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[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

At Evans school friend’s birthday party…

Friends: it’s eVaN!!!
That one non-friend: what up *insert fist bump*
Evan: you don’t even like me bruh.
…
Evan: quick question.
…
Evan: you hate but you in my mom’s IG requesting to follow.
Group & I acknowledging Evan just ATE

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

Not Beast Games giving me teachable moments every Thursday night for my 13 year old about humans. 🤣💀 #BeastGames @MrBeast our hero lol

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

Okay but why is Mr. Beast like really hot in his show Beast Games.

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

Good luck finding a single juror who hasn’t been fucked over by the healthcare systems. 🤣

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

Not all of America snorting this United Healthcare CEO story off the lid of a toilet rn. 🤣💀 💯

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

Thank you @PlayStation for letting me have the coolest nostalgia moment with my pre teen son tonight. Passed the Sony love on for this generation.

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

@SpawnPoiint God of War. All through the years. 🖤

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

It's about you.

Thank you for 30 years of play 💙

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

Anyways, today I asked a gym buddy to walk me to my car. In light of this. So, that’s fun.. HIPPA violation. For fuck sake. 🐻

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

17 minutes. She did everything right. Went for a run. Broad daylight. Tracking on everything. Successfully called 911. Still fought for her life for almost 20 minutes. There is no safety. It doesn’t exist. There is no perfect way to do anything to protect ourselves.

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

Because would a man like this swap my drug screen and I would face suspension or termination if I didn’t respond/blocked or I threaten to introduce him to unemployment for violating my HIPPA rights.. if this is how he chooses to seek out women what else will he do.

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

Me leaving the gym..

Too small town gym regular: Ur already done?
Me: yes, I can finish my workout @ home, got interrupted by chit chat.
GR: Oh no…
Me: Kindness costs nothing right, well maybe a few minutes shaved off my workout..
GR: I mean, ignoring people costs nothing. 🤣

[Shana Dany Cletcher @shanadcletcher]

Men, just remember this flu season how beneficial a full load can serve your immune system. Take your own gross advice and maybe we will consider it. 🖕🏼